purgoose10
Veteran Expediter
Got to try and tell this story. I have experience moving corpses. A friend of mine used to be our county coroner and I would help him move bodies when they needed it.
At the time I owned a 206 Cessna airplane and would remove the right seat and lay a body next to me and fly it wherever they needed to go. All they do is put the body on a liter with a sheet over them. I landed at a small airport to top off the tanks. The gas man was a older black man. He came out to the aircraft and asked how much I wanted and I told him to fill it. That type of aircraft requires the gas man to put a ladder up next to the cockpit to fill the wing tank from the top. While he was filling the tank he was looking down into the windshield and the body had what we call an involuntary reaction and sat up. Well when it did the sheet fell down and the man just sat straight up. The gas man fell back off the ladder onto the pavement. Everyone in the terminal saw what happened and figured he had a heart attack or something. The gas man jumped up and ran to the hanger area and no one could find him. Myself and the manager went back out to the plane to finish fueling and the manager turned to me and said that their wasn't supposed to be anyone in the aircraft while it was fueling. I said it's okay he's dead, he just sat up to check things out. I had to finish everything myself, no one else would come out. True Story.
At the time I owned a 206 Cessna airplane and would remove the right seat and lay a body next to me and fly it wherever they needed to go. All they do is put the body on a liter with a sheet over them. I landed at a small airport to top off the tanks. The gas man was a older black man. He came out to the aircraft and asked how much I wanted and I told him to fill it. That type of aircraft requires the gas man to put a ladder up next to the cockpit to fill the wing tank from the top. While he was filling the tank he was looking down into the windshield and the body had what we call an involuntary reaction and sat up. Well when it did the sheet fell down and the man just sat straight up. The gas man fell back off the ladder onto the pavement. Everyone in the terminal saw what happened and figured he had a heart attack or something. The gas man jumped up and ran to the hanger area and no one could find him. Myself and the manager went back out to the plane to finish fueling and the manager turned to me and said that their wasn't supposed to be anyone in the aircraft while it was fueling. I said it's okay he's dead, he just sat up to check things out. I had to finish everything myself, no one else would come out. True Story.