A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home, he asks the cab driver if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, ''Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money!''
HE paid for the Porsche 911 I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season tickets at Man United.
HE paid for our holiday home in Bournemouth
HE paid for your Australian tour and the 4x4.
AND HE even paid for your golf club membership!''
Shaking his head from side to side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, ''What would you do?''
The cabby replies, ''I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold!''
While en route home, he asks the cab driver if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, ''Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money!''
HE paid for the Porsche 911 I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season tickets at Man United.
HE paid for our holiday home in Bournemouth
HE paid for your Australian tour and the 4x4.
AND HE even paid for your golf club membership!''
Shaking his head from side to side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, ''What would you do?''
The cabby replies, ''I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold!''
