Ultimate Expediter Accessory?

Trucker Matt

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
Just what is the ultimate expediter accessory? Chrome stacks for the flash? Your generator for the comfort? Your satellite dish or maybe your internet connection? Or maybe having that whole truck lit up in LED's while you roll through the night.

I got out of the business a year ago, but I'll tell you what I think the ultimate accessory is. One my wife and I traveled with for over 400,000 miles of our million mile career in trucking. It has to do with freedom, dulling the agonizing boredom of a long weekend layover and doing something exciting with those 48 + hours until the next load on Monday.

What is it? A motorcycle. Park the truck for the weekend and take off! Take a few extra days if you need to. Ride down to Key West. Ride a part of Highway 101 in California. Take a tour around Lake Tahoe. We only put 20,000 miles on our bike while we were trucking, but I'll tell you - each mile on the was worth a 100 times more than in the truck.

We never advertised our freedom machine to anyone... other drivers, the company or customers. It only weighed 350 lbs and took up 19" of space in the nose of the box barricaded behind a false wall. You can see what we rode at http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&viewitem=&item=110144192976 .

No, I'm not trying to sell it to you. In fact, for one reason or another only a small number of people in the driving industry could really use something like this. It's just that now that I was in the process of moving on I was reminiscing about the good old days and I was thinking that some of you might like to know that this can be done. I know drivers the have done the same with anything from scooters to Harleys.

With all the fun we had in our trucking career, when we look back at the photos and talk about the great experiences - it usually involves the bike in one way or another.

Can anybody's expediter accessory top that?

Matt
 

fortwayne

Not a Member
I am a simpleton. Just give me a TV to keep me up to date on current events and a good book and I am good to go. I have been trying to get some power walking in when I have the time and also since I have found the Lord reading the bible gives me great comfort.
Fort Wayne
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lanier1

Seasoned Expediter
I've thought alot about having a bike on the truck. I imagine a liftgate would be the easiest method.
 

Broompilot

Veteran Expediter
A small lift can be mounted to the top of the frame of the rear doors with a slidding bar to raise the bike off the ground and than slide into the truck body. Friend of mine did this, first it was a hand crank, than an electric winch. Made the job much more enjoyable and faster.

If you send him a private EO mail I believe his name on here was hobo of the highway. Fit him perfectly as well.

It can be done, and done for around $600.00.

Good luck if your intrested.
 

x06col

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
Retired Expediter
US Army
Don't understand this. Why not simply add a liftgate, and, add ten grand plus to your annual income, and put the bike on it for free. Or, pay tolls for the bike, whichever you choose.
 

greg334

Veteran Expediter
Saw one attached to the front of a truck when I was in Denver.

The idiot who owned it, pulled it off the truck at 5am MDT and started it up, racing around the lot. It was so peaceful and nice until that time. The noise he made really p*ssed one trucker off, who got out of his truck and started a fight with he guy and won.

Not condoning the fight but the thing is trying to enjoy some peace and
quiet and having some a** start up a harley with straight pipes ruins everything.

I have nothing against responsible cycle owners, but I don't buy into the idea that there is a need for straight pipes when they make more noise than my truck or Dodge does (which also has straight pipes). Beside I heard that in northern Georgia, the residents of one small mountain town are now cracking down on the amount of noise being made. I have to agree, while I was enjoying the scenery In Moab, it was ruined by the noise.
 

wheeljam

Seasoned Expediter
While I agree with the biker being an idiot for revving it in the parking lot at the wrong time. I don't agree about the loudness issue. While driving down the road with the windows up and radio playing, I can hear the bikes coming. With so many drivers being distracted while driving nowadays, bikers are in even more danger. I know of a few people that their lives have been saved by loud pipes simply because they heard the bike. But loud pipes don't mean you have to be a disrespectful jerk and wake up the neighborhood.
 

Trucker Matt

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
Liftgate. That's where a small light bike pays off. Easy to move around. Big bikes are a little scary.
 

Bugsy Siegel

Seasoned Expediter
Loud pipes save lives, as do air horns. That's why I have both on my Harley.

On the flip side, I'm extremely considerate when it comes to riding the bike during "off-peak" hours, that is to say, when others are most likely to be asleep. I keep the rpm's low, and don't use the horn.

Break that simple logic, and you deserve what you get.

Back on the subject: Sounds like a great idea, my bike won't require a whole lot more space than that Ninja. At least not until I upgrade to an Ultra Classic.

:)
 

Moot

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
>Loud pipes save lives, as do air horns. That's why I have
>both on my Harley.

Most advocates of this philosophy refuse to wear helments unless state law mandates it. This subject is covered in most psychology 101 text books. Check the index under; low self esteem, infantilism, inferiority complex, inadequacy complex and Freud, Sigmund.
 

greg334

Veteran Expediter
>Most advocates of this philosophy refuse to wear helments
>unless state law mandates it. This subject is covered in
>most psychology 101 text books. Check the index under; low
>self esteem, infantilism, inferiority complex, inadequacy
>complex and Freud, Sigmund.

Moot,
I didn't even go there but since you open the door, I will make a comment or two.

I feel that why should I have to wear a seat belt when someone on a bike does not have to wear a helmet? It should be mandatory for all 50 states to require a helmet.

I mean that the chances are if I get into an accident in my car, I will most likely walk away from it and have. But on a bike, you have little or no chance to survive. I think that regardless what position you take on this cr*p of ride free or else, the responsibility is on you to make sure that you are dressed properly with the right equipment to protect you, not on me. I hold that I am responsible not to run you over but again, I have come close to clipping bikes because they don’t follow the rules so I am overly caution about bikes around me and many times, some of them think that they own the entire road and put themselves in harms way.

If you wonder why I am so against straight pipes, I have had a problem with noise for a long time and the idiots who just wanted to make noise just to make noise. When I did have my last Harley, it had mufflers on it and I respected everyone around me. I got rid of it because I had a near miss and no noise in the world would have saved me, the guy blew the light and hit the truck coming in the other lane. The same thing happen to the guy down the street from me, driving to work and sitting at a light, got plowed into from the rear by a drunk, saw it happen on the way to my work. Recently I had a painful experience when driving through one of the tunnels on I 70 the other day. I was enjoying the nice drive and the weather with the windows open and had a bike pass me in the tunnel and he opened up the thing right behind my door, the sound was deafening and very painful.
 

jasonsprouse

Expert Expediter
Sorry but the "loud pipes saves lives" bit is just an excuse for bikers to be public nuisances. I get the "jerks" blasting down my 35 mph go-nowhere road as loud as they can

I've had a motorcycle license since my 18th birthday so I'm certainly not anti-motorcycle.

Back on topic, a small street bike would be great in a truck. My first bike was an early 70's Honda 175 that would be easy to load and unload from a truck.
 

cheri1122

Veteran Expediter
Driver
The 'loud pipes save lives' argument can be used as justification for 'look at me' showing off, thereby annoying those who'd prefer peace & quiet, but let's not tar all riders with the same brush, ok?
There is definitely a visual problem for bikers, who sometimes cannot be seen, even by drivers who know they're there, somewhere - and I can't blame them for wanting to make sure they don't get overlooked. Maybe they should just put a pole on back, with a flashing light on top, like school buses, eh?
Having said that, I have to admit that the sudden zoom of a 'crotchrocket' past my window, scares the bejeebers out of me!
 

cheri1122

Veteran Expediter
Driver
Rolled up sports section of the newspaper, with a rubberband around the 'handle' - always accessible, easily changed for clean one! :p
 

FireGears

Expert Expediter
Ya know what they call a motorcyclist
who refuses to wear a helmet..???

An ORGAN DONOR...!!!!! (bada-boom) :+

Love taking my Goldwing but a lift-gate is required.

But the older I get, the more I appreciate said lift gate..!!!

Love to drive...
take my earnings and use them for
my week off each month...

Works for me.. :7
 

FireGears

Expert Expediter
But I digress...

The Thread question was... Ultimate Expediter Accessory?

That, as we all know, is 24-7 access to EO....

I don't know about ya'll, but I'd be lost without EO... :+

That's why I'm getting an
Apple I-Phone with unlimited web access...

Then I'll have EO both in the truck and on the Goldwing...

Keep Smiling... :7
 
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