Must be a flashback from my years in the penitentiary rearing their ugly head, Turtle. That's a story for another day.
Speaking of the truck washes (we were, weren't we?), a guy just walks by the truck where parked, and I knew he wasn't the average lot scum (I know, I swore off truck stops), as he had on fairly decent clothes. Guy introduces himself as a QC person for beacon. Asks if I have had the truck washed recently. I explain that I have, and if he had to ask, he should realize what a POS job his peers have done. He then goes on to ask if he could take a look around the truck. I say help yourself, but to carefully walk around the large bugs still protruding from my mirrors. He laughs, then starts taking pics. Gets done, says I have an "okay" wash job. I tell him that I paid to have it washed....not just wetted. It wasn't that dirty when I took it in. I asked him if he would be satisfied with the wash job, and he says yes. He further states that if I was unhappy, that I should take it back. I said no way. My best way to punish you folks is to never take my vehicle to you again. You lost me. I then find out that the jerks washing the truck make upwards of $13/hour with their volume bonuses. I would have KILLED to get a job like that in Michigan....just to put food on the table. If I wanted to give money away, I'd sooner give it to my ex-wife.
Okay, rant complete. I feel a little better now. Thanks for viewing.