Truck stop safety?

Patriot44 · Feb 17, 2010

guido4475 said:
The back row thing- it has changed alot through the years, due to the new breed of lazy truckdrivers.Most drivers dont want to walk too far to the buffet, so they park as close to the building as possible.So when you get lot lizzards in a truckstop,They want to contact as many customers as possible, with as little as possible walking,reducing the chance of being caught.With this in mind, I have observed most lot lizzards work the heaviest populated area of a truckstop parking lot, being close to the building.I have always parked in the back row, and very rarely have been bothered, and slept alot better because I knew most of the rookies were up front tearing hoods off up there.And I would get excercise that I so desperately need by walking from the farthest corner away from the building.

True... The laziness of Americans never ceases to amaze me. I guess I haven't been out here long enough to see to much yet.

layoutshooter · Feb 17, 2010

The upside to parking closer is that you have less distance in which some thug can jump you between the truck and the building.

guido4475 · Feb 17, 2010

layoutshooter said:
The upside to parking closer is that you have less distance in which some thug can jump you between the truck and the building.

That is true, but for some reason unknown,I have not had any trouble since 89.

Come to think of it, it may be the trail of farts that I may leave on the way to the building from the truck...

fastman_1 · Feb 17, 2010

Back in my Big Truck days I would bring one of my wifes bras with me and throw it on the dash, Never had to knocks on my doors after that.

Hahpi_Savvas · Feb 17, 2010

I should leave my bra on dashboard is good idea.

TheOGExpediterGuy · Feb 18, 2010

For some reason...Everywhere I go, the Lot Lizards always come up to me...ALWAYS...I always say no thanks and they still insist on how cute I am...An how they could teach me things...LOL j/k...but yeah...LOL

dhalltoyo · Feb 18, 2010

If your in a van, stay up front in plain view of the gas pumps and the front of the store.

Personally, as you are a lady I wouldn't suggest that you leave your bra on the dash.

People can see into van easier because it sits much lower than a big truck and when people are aware that you are a lady, throwing your bra on the dash might send the wrong signal.

TheOGExpediterGuy · Feb 18, 2010

Hahpi_Savvas said:
I should leave my bra on dashboard is good idea.

That is Hilarious...lol But sounds like it would work LOL

guido4475 · Feb 18, 2010

Hahpi_Savvas said:
I should leave my bra on dashboard is good idea.

I have no comment. would it work if I did that?Or maybe my Barney underwear?

Hahpi_Savvas · Feb 18, 2010

what this barney underwear is.

guido4475 · Feb 18, 2010

Wait a minute.Throwing my Barney undies onthe dash may attract the wrong type of person. Scratch that idea.OVM's shorts instead.lol.

guido4475 · Feb 18, 2010

Hahpi_Savvas said:
what this barney underwear is.

Barney underwaer is underwear with the purple cartoon character on it.

Hahpi_Savvas · Feb 18, 2010

I am not understanded.

dhalltoyo · Feb 18, 2010

Is joke. Barney like Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck.

Hahpi_Savvas · Feb 18, 2010

I understanded funny laugh. What manly trucker has boy panties.

guido4475 · Feb 18, 2010

You had to ask that...you may be surprised....lol.

fastman_1 · Feb 18, 2010

tjpohio44 said:
That is Hilarious...lol But sounds like it would work LOL

After I started doing that the late night knocking stopped, guess they thought I had one in there or they wern't gonna do the same sex thing. In my van I always parked in view of the gas pumps and the front door. never had any knocks either, but I sure saw stuff down the row from me.