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Totally Random & Obscure Laws that actually exist

Maverick

Maverick

Seasoned Expediter
Between local, state, and federal.....they have it all covered. It's not a negative thing, but mere fact:

This country incarcerates more people per capita, than any nation in the world. In a steady conscience mind, try getting through one day without breaking a law. It almost can't be done, unless you just stay in bed. Be careful though, that pillow may contain 516 feathers, and only 477 are allowed...

Depending on which state you reside, or what bird was used :rolleyes:
 
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AMonger

AMonger

Veteran Expediter
Doug Stanhope can be a complete reprobate, but he occasionally makes some good points. One of them was his bit in which he says that government at all levels should be limited to 10 laws. Total.
We could start with a few of the easy ones that everyone agrees with: laws against murder, rape, kidnapping, etc. That would take care of most of the ten. The rest could be the picayune mix-and-match laws like "No masturbating on the bus" or whatever.
Any time they want to pass a new law, they have to have a referendum to decide which of them gets repealed to make room for the new law. That way, no one group gets screwed all the time.
"Ok, so I can't smoke in a bar now, but at least I can masturbate on the bus again!"

WWATD? What would Andy Taylor do?
 
Maverick

Maverick

Seasoned Expediter
What is this?

At least the original answer was mixed with a pathetic attempt at humor. Do we always have to insert the gay thing, and responding disgusting picture to continue a thread?

Sorry if I opened a wrong door English Lady...surely it was not the intent for subsequent responses.

You people really need something to do......
 
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Maverick

Maverick

Seasoned Expediter
LOL

May as well stay signed in....the responses are interrupting my Andy Griffith rerun shows. ;)

The gay thing non withstanding.......do we really have to resort to man's sexual side to comment on this topic? I know, I know.....Maverick has been guilty of speaking out of turn, guilty as charged.

But puhleeese......your comments and pics have little to do with the OP, and maybe I'm outta line here....but there is the soapbox? :D
 
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EnglishLady

EnglishLady

Veteran Expediter
I was hoping that someone else may know of other obscure laws and write them here ..... what was I thinking < Doh ! >

:p:p
 
BobWolf

BobWolf

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In N.Y.S.
Adultry, and bigamy marrying somone when you have a living spouse, both are a class E felony one to three years in jail.
Illegaly Solomizing or conducting a marrage is a class A miseimeanor up to one year in jail.

Yep, Stupid laws.

Bob Wolf
 
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