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[DIV][STRONG][EM][U][FONT size=5]Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See[/FONT][/U][FONT face=Arial size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"] [/SPAN][/FONT]
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...some just don't have any film.[/SPAN][/FONT][/B][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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opinion has been noted.[/SPAN][/FONT][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][FONT face=Arial color=#b08500 size=5][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #b08500; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]I used to have a handle
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overnight relationship.[/SPAN][/FONT][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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doesn't mean you have to be one.[/SPAN][/FONT][/B][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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I call these people "Everybody But Me,"[/SPAN][/FONT][/B][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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slam on my brakes and sue you.[/SPAN][/FONT][/B][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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[DIV][STRONG][EM][U][FONT size=5]Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See[/FONT][/U][FONT face=Arial size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"] [/SPAN][/FONT]
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...some just don't have any film.[/SPAN][/FONT][/B][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][FONT face=Arial color=black size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"][/SPAN][/FONT] [/P]
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opinion has been noted.[/SPAN][/FONT][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][FONT face=Arial color=#b08500 size=5][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #b08500; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.[/SPAN][/FONT][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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overnight relationship.[/SPAN][/FONT][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][B][FONT face=Verdana color=navy size=4][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]Guys..just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.[/SPAN][/FONT][/B][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][B][FONT face=Georgia color=red size=4][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia"]Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"[/SPAN][/FONT][/B][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][B][FONT face=Verdana color=fuchsia size=4][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]PETA.[/SPAN][/FONT][/B][/P]
[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][B][FONT face=Verdana color=fuchsia size=4][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]People eating tasty animals.[/SPAN][/FONT][/B][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][FONT face=Arial color=#078d8a size=5][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #078d8a; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.[/SPAN][/FONT][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][B][FONT face="Lucida Fax" color=red size=3][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Lucida Fax'"]If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.[/SPAN][/FONT][/B][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][FONT face=Arial color=black size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"][/SPAN][/FONT] [/P]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][B][FONT face=Georgia color=black size=4][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia"]Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.[/SPAN][/FONT][/B][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
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[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=fuchsia size=6][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"]Hang up and drive!![/SPAN][/FONT][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][/DIV]
[P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center][FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=6][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"]And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!![/SPAN][/FONT][/P]
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...now speak English[/SPAN][/FONT][/B][/P][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE]
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