JustUsTrucking
Expert Expediter
The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.
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You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!!!!!!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first "Marlboro Man."
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth: ?
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not down stairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
----------------------------------------------------------------------And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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You can't change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
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can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
---------------------------------------------------------------------
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!!!!!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first "Marlboro Man."
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The three most valuable brand names on earth: ?
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not down stairs.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
----------------------------------------------------------------------And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You can't change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
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