Things to say to proctologists and urologists
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"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
"Can you hear me NOW?"
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
"You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
"Hey!! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
and. THE best one ...
"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
"Can you hear me NOW?"
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
"You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
"Hey!! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
and. THE best one ...
"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
Butt light? No, I wanted a Bud Light
The Gibster
Expert Expediter
FUNNY STUFF!
"Hey Doc, pull my finger".....
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Lawrence,
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
A billion Chinese can't be wrong, eat rice.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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theoldprof
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A few years ago when I went to my family doc for my annual check up the doc asked if a women who was studying to become a nurse practicioneer could stand in and observe my prostate exam. I have no modesty, I said OK. The doctor was an electrical engineer who went back to school and became an MD. In the midst of the exam I looked over my shoulder and said to the student, "Did you know he gave up a career as an electrical engineer to do this?". I found out the doctor has no sense of humor. In that position you would definately know if a person gave out a laugh, snicker, or a small chuckle. I sensed neither.
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Of all the parts of the body a doctor could specialize in, don't you have to wonder why someone would pick the posterior? What on Earth could provoke that calling?
The Gibster
Expert Expediter
I might suggest that the doc either suffer from a case of, or wanted to find the cure for the rare disease known as: OPTIRECTALITIS.
. . it's where you get your optic nerve crossed with your rectal nerve and get a s*@tty outlook on life.
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THE Gibster!
. . it's where you get your optic nerve crossed with your rectal nerve and get a s*@tty outlook on life.
You heard it here first!
THE Gibster!