The thread that can't be hijacked

easyrider2697

Expert Expediter
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.





The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows,
but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says,
'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck,
he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married; so we can't go to her house.

I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.

The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and
Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.




 

VBobby

Seasoned Expediter
Kinda new here.
I don't know anything and need your advice. I just bought a new truck. What companies are hiring and how much will I make each week. I need enough to take one week off each month and all holidays so we can entertain at house.
 

pjjjjj

Veteran Expediter
Not whinning here, of course, and kind of a mute point, (no offence to any Mootant friends), but life would be so much handier if we could just have the revenue without the expenses.

If we got money downloaded onto a fuel card to cover the fuel for a run, we wouldn't have to fret about being ripped off when we got the next pay settlement and found it was deducted from the revenue. We'd get to spend it twice!

As my friend Red Green would say, "Remember, if they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!"
 

Doggie Daddy

Veteran Expediter
As my friend Red Green would say, "Remember, if they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!"

Another great saying by Red Green...."I'ts amazing what you can accomplish with a little imagination and a wad of duct tape".:D
 

piper1

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
I don't know what is more disturbing......

That video.......

Or that you knew where to find something like that.

Are you saying the Mootster looks good in pink?
 

Falligator

Expert Expediter
Anyone seen my pocket anywhere??? I seem to have dropped it. No worries here tho cause there hasn't been nothing in it recently....lol
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
OH my, I sure hope the freight picks up soon, way too much boredom chatter in here!!! LOL
Layoutshooter
 

CharlesD

Expert Expediter
Since cats always land on their feet, and a slice of buttered toast always lands butter side down when you drop it, what would happen if you strapped a slice of buttered toast onto a cat's back, butter side facing up, and dropped the cat?

Would the two forces cancel each other out, causing the cat to spin around a couple feet off the ground?
 

Doggie Daddy

Veteran Expediter
Since cats always land on their feet, and a slice of buttered toast always lands butter side down when you drop it, what would happen if you strapped a slice of buttered toast onto a cat's back, butter side facing up, and dropped the cat?

Would the two forces cancel each other out, causing the cat to spin around a couple feet off the ground?

It's best not to fool with the forces of nature.JMHO.
 

Jefferson3000

Expert Expediter
Kinda new here.
I don't know anything and need your advice. I just bought a new truck. What companies are hiring and how much will I make each week. I need enough to take one week off each month and all holidays so we can entertain at house.

Not only can my company offer you holidays at home, but as long as you are available at least two of the five business days of the week, we can get you home by Friday night or Saturday noon at the latest. Everyone knows that freight only moves between 8 and 5 on the weekdays.
 
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