The thread that can't be hijacked
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Gee Turtle, that lends a whole new meaning to the term, "Devil Dog"! Layoutshooter
No, any co-driver that Cheri would have would pass out Coca-Cola and fire marshmallows!! HEHEHE Just joshin Cheri. Layoutshooter
I want to know why we're not making $800 net x 2 for 2 people, clear, after expenses, per week? Obviously we signed on with the wrong company, since we already know everything there is to know about how to be successful. Which companies have the miles and the non-discounted freight, so we can change carriers asap?
Silly, Moot has white hair, kinda curly!
Oh wait, unlessssss, do you think that's not *really* Moot in that avatar of his???
Doggie Daddy
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I know it has been debated on EO several times,but is there really such a thing as ROI ?
Only if you believe in luck.
mjolnir131
Veteran Expediter
I thought Elvis was le Rio?
bluejaybee
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moot1 /mut/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
–adjective 1. open to discussion or debate; debatable; doubtful: a moot point.
2. of little or no practical value or meaning; purely academic.
3. Chiefly Law. not actual; theoretical; hypothetical.
–verb (used with object) 4. to present or introduce (any point, subject, project, etc.) for discussion.
5. to reduce or remove the practical significance of; make purely theoretical or academic.
6. Archaic. to argue (a case), esp. in a mock court.
–noun 7. an assembly of the people in early England exercising political, administrative, and judicial powers.
8. an argument or discussion, esp. of a hypothetical legal case.
9. Obsolete. a debate, argument, or discussion.
I would say number 2 fits pretty well! Ha!
Doggie Daddy
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Yep,a pretty good description of Moot,but then again,that's a moot point.
Hypnosis
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember
those headaches I've been having all these years? Well,
they're gone.'
'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What
happened?'
His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist
& he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at
myself and repeat,
I do not have a headache ' ' I do not have a
headache ' ' I do not have a headache '
Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone.' Well,
that is wonderful' proclaims the husband. His wife then
says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you
go see the hypnotist
and see if he can do anything for that? '
Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off
his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the
bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't
move, I'll be right back.'
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes
later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his
wife like never before.
His wife says, 'WOW! - that was wonderful!'
The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right
back.'
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two
was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning ' OH MY GOD
' She proclaims.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be
right back.'
With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his
wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she
sees him standing at the mirror and saying.
'She's not my wife ' 'She's not my wife
'She's not my wife ' .'She's not
my wife '
His funeral service will be held on Saturday
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember
those headaches I've been having all these years? Well,
they're gone.'
'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What
happened?'
His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist
& he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at
myself and repeat,
I do not have a headache ' ' I do not have a
headache ' ' I do not have a headache '
Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone.' Well,
that is wonderful' proclaims the husband. His wife then
says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you
go see the hypnotist
and see if he can do anything for that? '
Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off
his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the
bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't
move, I'll be right back.'
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes
later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his
wife like never before.
His wife says, 'WOW! - that was wonderful!'
The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right
back.'
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two
was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning ' OH MY GOD
' She proclaims.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be
right back.'
With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his
wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she
sees him standing at the mirror and saying.
'She's not my wife ' 'She's not my wife
'She's not my wife ' .'She's not
my wife '
His funeral service will be held on Saturday
nightcreacher
Veteran Expediter
very funny kevin
mjolnir131
Veteran Expediter
My question at that point is it technically infidelity?