A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.
The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'
The Greek retorts, 'But..it was we Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.'
The Scotsman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'
And so the discussion went until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish
of proud finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!'
The Scotsman nods, and then replies, 'Aye, that is true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to women.'
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.
The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'
The Greek retorts, 'But..it was we Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.'
The Scotsman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'
And so the discussion went until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish
of proud finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!'
The Scotsman nods, and then replies, 'Aye, that is true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to women.'
