Boy! Get a call, got one picking up 100 miles in Mississippi. Ok but, wait listen to me, ok I said. Proceeds to tell me all about this great load. Can I talk? I'm at a Walmart in Berra Ky. No you're in Southaven Ms. This is 2011 not 2111. Lol
Note: the above is not word by word, but you get the meaning.
I'm going to bed