The Dreaded Black Conspiracy Helicopter

[AMonger]

Oh, and the world will end on May 20th 2011

I don't know if this is the same rumor or a different one, but nutcase Harold Camping, the founder of Family Radio (which actually has some decent programming), again says he has calculated the day of the Rapture, which is May 21st, 2011 (according to him). Thing is, this is at least his third or fourth such prediction. He's been asked what he'll do or say on May 22nd after it doesn't happen, but he says if you believe something, you don't entertain such thoughts.

Aside from that, I don't know if this is in the same category, but I once heard a driver telling another that when he gets a cold, he downs antibiotics. If you've kept up with the news, you're familiar with growing antibiotic resistance due to their overuse. But this guy has things mixed up; says that it's vitamins you shouldn't take. But he sounds very sure of himself, can't tell him otherwise.

 

[Steady Eddie]

I don't know if this is the same rumor or a different one, but nutcase Harold Camping, the founder of Family Radio (which actually has some decent programming), again says he has calculated the day of the Rapture, which is May 21st, 2011 (according to him). Thing is, this is at least his third or fourth such prediction. He's been asked what he'll do or say on May 22nd after it doesn't happen, but he says if you believe something, you don't entertain such thoughts.

Aside from that, I don't know if this is in the same category, but I once heard a driver telling another that when he gets a cold, he downs antibiotics. If you've kept up with the news, you're familiar with growing antibiotic resistance due to their overuse. But this guy has things mixed up; says that it's vitamins you shouldn't take. But he sounds very sure of himself, can't tell him otherwise.

You are correct, it's May 21st 2011,

 

[Ragman]

Jennifer Grandholms Cool City initiative is starting to work.

Detroit population is growing by leaps and bounds as people flock there in record numbers.

 

[scottm4211]

A bit off topic but I was waiting at an airport pick up location with a driver from another company last week.
Within 2 minutes he asked me if I was a Christian, I guess so as not to offend me with his diatribe on Muslims that he quickly went in to.
My phone did the secret ring shortly thereafter.

 

[Jack_Berry]

I don't know if this is the same rumor or a different one, but nutcase Harold Camping, the founder of Family Radio (which actually has some decent programming), again says he has calculated the day of the Rapture, which is May 21st, 2011 (according to him). Thing is, this is at least his third or fourth such prediction. He's been asked what he'll do or say on May 22nd after it doesn't happen, but he says if you believe something, you don't entertain such thoughts.

shows what he knows!! EVERONE knows the mayan calandar ends NEXT year!

 

[BigRed32771]

I don't know if this is the same rumor or a different one, but nutcase Harold Camping, the founder of Family Radio (which actually has some decent programming), again says he has calculated the day of the Rapture, which is May 21st, 2011 (according to him). Thing is, this is at least his third or fourth such prediction. He's been asked what he'll do or say on May 22nd after it doesn't happen, but he says if you believe something, you don't entertain such thoughts.

My answer to claims like this is that if no one but the Father knows the time and date, not even the Son, then logically we must conclude that as soon as any person or group claims a specific date we can rule out that date because that "sure knowledge" is ruled out by the Scriptural statement that no one knows. By definition, one cannot know that which is unknowable.

I think all of my seminary professors would have agreed with this analysis as well.

 

[AMonger]

You are correct, it's May 21st 2011,

And May 22nd is the day we ridicule him like the previous times.

 

[AMonger]

My answer to claims like this is that if no one but the Father knows the time and date, not even the Son, then logically we must conclude that as soon as any person or group claims a specific date we can rule out that date because that "sure knowledge" is ruled out by the Scriptural statement that no one knows. By definition, one cannot know that which is unknowable.

I think all of my seminary professors would have agreed with this analysis as well.

Hope your seminary professors told you that Christ returned in 70AD. Since He did.

 

[Falligator]

I have to consult my magic 8 ball to see where my next load was going.....Strange. I swear I could have seen a black helicopter in the reflection of the plastic window! Lmao

Posted with my Droid EO Forum App

 

[geo]

it is so much fun to start a good or great rumor
i help with this one
was ask what will roberts express be called after fedex takes
over and said maybe robex or bob ex
got a call from roberts express why did you say that
just to see what would happen
they didn't think that was funies

 

[usaf6186]

shows what he knows!! EVERONE knows the mayan calandar ends NEXT year!

Reminds of the cartoon where one Mayan ask the Mayan stone carver why he stopped at 2012. He answered that he ran out of room. Jerry Lee

 

[Steady Eddie]

"Hey, I got 31.6 miles per gallon, with a 60 mph tail wind" I ask him did he trun his air tabs around....well? did ya OVM

 

[cheri1122]

"Hey, I got 31.6 miles per gallon, with a 60 mph tail wind" I ask him did he trun his air tabs around....well? did ya OVM

I can personally attest that putting the Airtabs on backwards does nothing good for the fuel mileage....
[And no, I didn't put them on - it was a "we don't need no stinkin directions" kind of guy who did that. Surprise, surprise.]

 

[Moot]

My answer to claims like this is that if no one but the Father knows the time and date, not even the Son,

Another dysfunctional family. No communication between Father and Son.

I think all of my seminary professors would have agreed with this analysis as well.

That depends on their religious beliefs. Christian seminary professors teach about the Holy Trinity and therefor would totally disagree with your analysis. Even to the point of calling it blasphemous.

 

[Steady Eddie]

I can personally attest that putting the Airtabs on backwards does nothing good for the fuel mileage....
[And no, I didn't put them on - it was a "we don't need no stinkin directions" kind of guy who did that. Surprise, surprise.]

Yaeh, but when the tail wind is faster than your speed? Mount them on a swiverl.

I think I saw that guy, was it on his T/T?

 

[cheri1122]

Yaeh, but when the tail wind is faster than your speed? Mount them on a swiverl.

I think I saw that guy, was it on his T/T?

Nope - his straight trucks. Both of them. And you saw a t/t, too? Some folks just can't be taught, I guess....

 

[Steady Eddie]

oh,oh....Drivers for Fleet owners get loads over me!!!

 

[EnglishLady]

oh,oh....Drivers for Fleet owners get loads over me!!!

I heard from a guy at the J, who heard it from someone at the TA, that the Black helicopter is getting the loads

 

[dreireich]

Well I heard from a guy who knows a guy that there is freight in India...

 

[EnglishLady]

well i heard from a guy who knows a guy that there is freight in india...

rofl

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