THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS AND BALLS

[nightcreacher]

Guts: after comming home late with a night out with the guys,your wife meets you with a broom in her hand,and you have the Guts to ask if she is still cleaning or going to fly away.
Balls: after getting home late with a night out with the guys,you arrive back home,smelling of beer and perfume,lipstick on the collar,Balls is slapping your wife on the butt and saying your next.

 

[terryandrene]

Similar to Guts and Balls is the Yiddish word "chutzpah", the meaning of which is:

"that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan."

 

[arkjarhead]

Both are very funny.