Humble2drive
Expert Expediter
Lawrence
He is our founder.
The Wizard to our Oz
And we thank him.
SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH
He is our founder.
The Wizard to our Oz
And we thank him.
SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH
The annual EO awards are here!!
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LAWRENCE! LAWRENCE! LAWRENCE!!! 
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We're trying to get Lawrence to the stage for his acceptance speech, but he's locked himself in his dressing room with his DVR. He's watching reruns of American Idol, Dancing With the Stars and America's Next Top Model and refuses to answer the door.
Humble2drive
Expert Expediter
While we are waiting for Lawrence, let us take a moment to remember those we lost this year:
Broker 8-29-2008 to 4-13-2009
Thank you.
Please be patient while Highway Star tries to get Lawrence to the stage. This may be a good time to use the restroom.
Broker 8-29-2008 to 4-13-2009
Thank you.
Please be patient while Highway Star tries to get Lawrence to the stage. This may be a good time to use the restroom.
This was presented to Lawrence in 2006 at the Expedite Expo
Presented to
Lawrence McCord
Founder and President of On Time Media, LLC, the Parent Corporation of ExpeditersOnline.com, Expedite Expo, Expediter Experience, Expediter Workshops and Expedite-Now
By a grateful group of Expedite trucking industry Owner/Operators, drivers and ExpeditersOnline.com forum members, all of whom recognize and appreciate the sacrifices you and your family have made by your dedication to the dissemination of industry information through numerous electronic, print and live media.
It was through your foresight during the infancy of nationwide expediting that ExpeditersOnline.com was established, thereby providing all expediters with the tools to learn and share the peculiarities of their special niche in surface transportation. You developed free workshops in key cities around the country that brought together aspiring expediters, expedite carriers and experienced owner/operators for the open exchange of information pertinent to the success of all concerned. You envisioned and brought to fruition the only print digest dedicated to the expedite industry. With thousands of mail subscriptions and distribution through over four hundred and fifty truck stops, Expedite-Now magazine is becoming a popular source of useful articles and carrier information. You created and professionally produced the Expedite Expo, the Nation's only trucking show dedicated to the Owner/Operators, Expedite Carriers, and vendors catering to the transportation of expedited freight. The Expedite Expo has enjoyed an unprecedented growth each of the past six years and is testimony to your business acumen and knowledge of the industry.
Falligator
Expert Expediter
Wow! Long time no hear from!
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so lucky! Today, I have a privilege given few expediters — the privilege of accepting the EO Leadership Award and I accept it with gratitude, humility and confidence. And this award (lifts it in air) - it, it's so heavy! Oh, thank you again!
I just want everyone to know that even in the early days of promoting EO on the CB, I never would have believed that this award could ever validate my ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder). And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally mega-pumped your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and laugh about how many times I have had to use my "remove button" on Broker. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda like a Flying J Fuel Desk Clerk at 3:00 am.
You know, there are so many people to thank! First off though, I want to thank Humble2Drive and Captain O. who looked deep within their consciousness before giving me this awesome award! Also, I want to thank Charleton Heston, for being such a powerful force in my life. And to the my Jack Russell Terrier - Kipper, who taught me to take life by the day. And finally, to all the EO Nation - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!
LOL! LOL! LOL!
Thanks...for real!
I just want everyone to know that even in the early days of promoting EO on the CB, I never would have believed that this award could ever validate my ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder). And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally mega-pumped your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and laugh about how many times I have had to use my "remove button" on Broker. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda like a Flying J Fuel Desk Clerk at 3:00 am.
You know, there are so many people to thank! First off though, I want to thank Humble2Drive and Captain O. who looked deep within their consciousness before giving me this awesome award! Also, I want to thank Charleton Heston, for being such a powerful force in my life. And to the my Jack Russell Terrier - Kipper, who taught me to take life by the day. And finally, to all the EO Nation - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!
LOL! LOL! LOL!
Thanks...for real!
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That is NOT funny!! I am offended by that last post Highway Star!! I am MORE than capable to draw my own foolish opinions without the help of your silly and racist Web browser!!! Layoutshooter
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These Awards should have been kept open a little longer, as it seems a few were missed. Important ones too!
Before... and after, excellent training from Cheri. Great Job Cheri! Congratulations Kenzie!
"Most Improved Co-Driver After Receiving Proper Training"
"Kenzie"
Before... and after, excellent training from Cheri. Great Job Cheri! Congratulations Kenzie!
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Haha - we just ran into Terry O'Connell, who gave Kenzie a dog biscuit, and she accepted it graciously, but wouldn't actually eat it, lol. Terry thought she's a prima donna, but she doesn't usually eat treats - she hides them. Preferably under a pillow, sigh.
Now, if I could persuade DOT that she's a legitimate codriver........
Now, if I could persuade DOT that she's a legitimate codriver........
