The annual EO awards are here!!

[Humble2drive]

That’s right! Hollywood does it and now it is EO’s turn!

Just create your own category and present the award.

I will start:

Most Entertaining - The award goes to . . . . TURTLE ! His posts run the gamut from highly informative to hilarious and EO would be a more boring place without him.

Best Company Defender - No contest. The award goes to TEAM CAFFEE for their tireless and unwavering positive support for the company that provides them a decent living and rewarding lifestyle.
This award is to be shared with Molly.

Most Prolific - Hands down winner in this category is GREG334. With a post count approaching 8000 he has more to say than any other member. If each post took an average of 3 minutes to create, it adds up to 16 days of his life committed to writing posts. This former Harvard candidate even has the power to drive established members away for a period of time.

Congratulations to these winners. Feel free to post an acceptance speech.

There are many more categories and awards to be presented so get started with your own favorites while you have this limited time opportunity!

 

[piper1]

Best use of a Topping or Condiment in a post:

Winner, the artist formally known as Mouton the Crouton.

 

[Humble2drive]

Most creative use of the english language

The award goes to . . . . . The Col

 

[nightcreacher]

most years in expedite driving an E unit

Nightcreacher

 

[Turtle]

Oh, my, this is so unexpected! Thank you. And to the other nominees in this categ...

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Hey, hey! Don't play the music, please! I'm not done. I have a whole speech prepared!

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Well, crap.......​

 

[nightcreacher]

driver with most to loose

no one will admit to this

 

[Bruno]

Good post guys, and great thing to start.

I say you all get an award for your time posting on EO and helping other.

 

[pjjjjj]

Well, I'm afraid the award for 'Best Looking Expediter' is a tie; should we keep in mind that Turtle already has won one award, or should that not matter?

Toss up between Piper1 and Turtle :

 

[pjjjjj]

Best EO Poster-Typist Using a Voice Activated Typing Program

The mysterious MrGatauma !

 

[pjjjjj]

Expediter Putting Forth the Most Effort to be Offended:​

broker​

Ooops, it appears broker is no longer with us; I guess he got so offended that he left.

 

[pjjjjj]

Expediter with the Sexiest Pumps​

Yesteryear​

 

[pjjjjj]

Expediter with the Stinkiest Feet

pjjjjj
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Well, I thought Moot's cheese powder was a lame excuse for his foot odor, which was way more offensive, but Yesteryear and Doug voted for me on this award! ​

 

[TeamCaffee]

I am pleased you noticed and I am very proud to accept this honor! It takes little effort to take advantage of the good aspects a company has to offer then to dwell on the negative.
You too could be successful if you looked at the good points on your company we represent and not just the warts.
Molly was thrilled to be recognized for this great honor!

 

[Humble2drive]

GREG334 was unable to attend this event due to a prior commitment in the Layover Lounge.

I will accept this award on his behalf and I am sure that he thanks you all!

 

[Humble2drive]

It is getting late and we are starting to run over. There are a few more big awards to go!

Next category: Most Congenial

The award goes to . . . . . . . Layoutshooter
This new moderator has shown the utmost tact and diplomacy in his dealings with the Rif Raf on this site.
A large factor in his success is the fact that while he speaks softly he carries a big duck gun!

Congratulations.

 

[layoutshooter]

LOL!!!!! Finally, someone who recognizes one of my BEST qualities!!!!! Thank you so VERY much!!!! Next we have to get into recognizing my humility!! Layoutshooter

 

[Humble2drive]

Thank you Layoutshooter for keeping it short. We have more awards to handout.

And a very special category.

The Expediter with the most courage

This was a hard fought category with many excellent nominations; however, there was only one clear winner:

ATeam

After identifying his own impending addiction, this member took the initiative to quit cold turkey and undergo one month of sobriety. He has now returned better than ever.

Congratulations!

Note: We at EO should keep in mind that an addict is always an addict and can slip away at anytime. We must keep a watchful eye on our friend for any signs of relapse.

 

[MrGautama]

Best EO Poster-Typist Using a Voice Activated Typing Program

The mysterious MrGatauma !

I've been dragged from the dark musty underworld of the EO forum, the place where only the brave or foolish enough dare to venture to be exposed to mind numbing torture and relentless assault on dignity, where putrid ideas fester along with distant calls to sanity. I am blinded by the light and intoxicated by the fresh air of the general forum to which I'm not accustomed, so just before slipping back down through the gutter I'd like to thank this immense honor and invite only the insane to visit us down at the. . . Soapbox!!

 

[Humble2drive]

I have just received notice that Mr.Guatama will be hosting his own afterparty in the soapbox at mid-night. There will be an open bar and free Anarchist bumper stickers. You are all invited!

 

[Humble2drive]

I would like to present my final award.

This is the Leadership award.

This award goes out to the individual who has best supported and promoted the profession of Expedited Freight Delivery. This individual has worked tirelessly to foster an environment of communication, education and motivation within this field.

The well deserving winner of the category . . . . . .

Will be announced after this break.