Reviews are in for "John Kerry: The Presidential Years"
"You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss your paycheck goodbye."
"Terrorists everywhere give it a big thumbs up... and so does France, Germany, Iran, and North Korea."
"Since ketchup is now considered a vegetable, public schools will be ordered to serve Heinz on every item... including ice cream."
Quote from the man himself: "I don't know what I'll do about Iraq, but I'll tell you this... I have a plan!"