Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

jjoerger · Jul 17, 2010

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!

blacktruck · Aug 1, 2010

Good post, probaly won't have many women agree to it but still good.
Stay safe out there.
Ken

ConfusedMuse · Aug 10, 2010

Hey! It's ok.

JBCarroll · Aug 10, 2010

One reason I prefer women over guns. Make a mistake with your woman, youve got a chance. Make a mistake with your gun, and your just plain dead.

layoutshooter · Aug 10, 2010

JBCarroll said:
One reason I prefer women over guns. Make a mistake with your woman, youve got a chance. Make a mistake with your gun, and your just plain dead.

It seem that you might not know some of the woman that I do!!

layoutshooter · Aug 10, 2010

JBCarroll said:
One reason I prefer women over guns. Make a mistake with your woman, youve got a chance. Make a mistake with your gun, and your just plain dead.

It seem that you might not know some of the women that I do!!

ConfusedMuse · Aug 28, 2010

Woman's Poem

He didn't like my casserole, And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard. Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right. He didn't like the stew.
I didn't mend his socks the way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer, I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the sh*t out of him . . . Like his
mother used to do. ******************************************

I love a good poem, don't you?