Yes, it would be ridiculous. The article is badly written, and the uproar over it is because everyone thinks these kids are allowed to go to the bathroom just three times a week, and no more, while at school. It's, if you will pardon the ridiculous pun, Yellow Journalism at it's finest. If you read it closely, it says the reason for it to
limit classroom disruptions. But these wee-wee whiz kids are not imprisoned in that classroom all day long with no options to go to the bathroom. That would also be ridiculous.
Simple logic and common sense tells you that they have opportunities outside of classroom time to go to the bathroom, like at lunch, before school and after school. Most elementary schools (including New York numbered PS districts) usually have a 30-45 minute break in the middle of the morning either for recess or gym class.
The story at the link above, despite it being from an NBC website, doesn't contain any original reporting, and leaves out a great deal from it's source, the original article at the
New Your Post.
Granted, the original Post article is written to stir up controversy, a most Post stories are, and fails to fully explain the situation, as well. (You read the story that way because they wanted you to read it that way. Welcome to Bamboozed and Hoodwinked. Imagine how they can do that with politics?) It does, however, at least explain the program is more detail, including at least part of what is contained on the Potty Policy Poster that's hanging in the classroom.
“One person at a time, take the pass, sign in and out. You have three minutes,” the poster reads.
It also advocates in all caps that kids “GO DURING LUNCH!!”
So the Potty Policy doesn't apply to kids who go during lunch, before classes begin or after school is out, or during recess. Other articles and things like reader comments and Tweets which were dug up because I'm insanely bored shed a little sane light on the subject.