Storytelling 101
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mypie
Seasoned Expediter
to purchase some catnip to lace in the owl. Along their journey through WalMart they passed the femine hygene products and picked up some Motrin, and the largest pads and tampons that they could find because the Cat Lady is obviously on the rag! They also were able to find ice bags to sooth their wounded jewels. As they were exiting the store they slipped on some katsup and their cart went hurling straight at a group of . . .
always confused
Seasoned Expediter
help me get some drivers who used dispatcher brains when setting up their gps's and ended up on a island without any truckstops so are stuck at walmart. if we don't rescue them the seagulls are going to mess on their windshields and their loads of blinker fluid won't get to the consignee on time. this will probably cause the whole us banking system to...
DougTravels
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help the banks? , The mermaids quickly replied, screw off Moose, we don't care about the banks all of our assets are liquidated! Brokenhearted, Moose stumbled off. He knew it was just a matter of time before....
cruzer
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to send out a qualcomm message to everyone involved to gather and discuss a plan to foil the 2 headed cats plan to subjugate the masses while they still have that false sense of security. If we allow them to go forward we will all be overun with drivers trying to escape there wrath....
(A SHORT TIME LATER) I'm glad to welcome every one,we will start by discussing our weapons,dougtravels has a secret weapon that will shock and awe them and pjjjjj can spoil the air around them,Inkasnana can use those eyes to hypnotize(?)them and wellarmed has brought plenty of fire power but that will be a last resort do to the high cost of ammunition and we still have yesteryears 4" razor tipped pumps and lets not forget the gold pole she had to get back from the murmaid and of course we had bluejaybee collect some dog eggs from the grassy area where no one dare roam.We still are not sure how turtle ties into this but we were able to confirm the turtle tatoo on the owls leg so he is somehow conspiring with the 2 headed cat. We will need Inkasnana to again supply doug with glue from michigan but this time we need to make sure its not crazy glue we can't afford any misshaps.We also need to be aware that we have yet to figure out just how moose fits into this and you might keep an eye on mypie also,I meen he was hanging out in the lingaere(?)section at walmart.We had to send Natasha back to russia so she would not lead dougtravels into useing his secret weapon in ways not usefull to us.And don't forget Moot will be looking over us as we proceed and I think we should make Highway Star commander on this mission,just look at his avatar it screams leader.I guess that concludes this meeting so every body.......
(A SHORT TIME LATER) I'm glad to welcome every one,we will start by discussing our weapons,dougtravels has a secret weapon that will shock and awe them and pjjjjj can spoil the air around them,Inkasnana can use those eyes to hypnotize(?)them and wellarmed has brought plenty of fire power but that will be a last resort do to the high cost of ammunition and we still have yesteryears 4" razor tipped pumps and lets not forget the gold pole she had to get back from the murmaid and of course we had bluejaybee collect some dog eggs from the grassy area where no one dare roam.We still are not sure how turtle ties into this but we were able to confirm the turtle tatoo on the owls leg so he is somehow conspiring with the 2 headed cat. We will need Inkasnana to again supply doug with glue from michigan but this time we need to make sure its not crazy glue we can't afford any misshaps.We also need to be aware that we have yet to figure out just how moose fits into this and you might keep an eye on mypie also,I meen he was hanging out in the lingaere(?)section at walmart.We had to send Natasha back to russia so she would not lead dougtravels into useing his secret weapon in ways not usefull to us.And don't forget Moot will be looking over us as we proceed and I think we should make Highway Star commander on this mission,just look at his avatar it screams leader.I guess that concludes this meeting so every body.......
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DougTravels
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but before Obama could say 1 more word, Moose grabbed him and threw him into the soapbox where he belongs. Moose walked into the parking lot and there was Doug, lying next to his truck, pantless with an empty bottle of rum in 1 hand, and an opened tube of airplane glue in the other. Moose grabbed Dougs arm and said....
...it was Moot, hovering above them once again. What they thought was snow was actually Moot's dandruff. "You've all made a valiant effort, but need some focus. If you all stroke you're chinchilla pelts and chant the mantra, you can summon the oracle Bernie Madoff. The all powerful Madoff will..."
Moot looks down, holding his right forefinger to his ear.
"Hello..."
"What!?!"
"He did?"
"How much did you say that was!??!!"
"He's gonna end up whose b*tch?"
"O.K. Thanks."
Moot clears his throat, raising his hands and looking up to the sky and speaks...
"Never mind." And, as quickly as he appeared, he was gone.
The group sits in stunned silence. Dougtravels looks at Highway Star and says, "YOU! You told us Mootology was the way. What the #%*@'s up with that?!?"
The group becomes angry, gathering behind Doug. Highway Star fears for his life. Then...
Moot looks down, holding his right forefinger to his ear.
"Hello..."
"What!?!"
"He did?"
"How much did you say that was!??!!"
"He's gonna end up whose b*tch?"
"O.K. Thanks."
Moot clears his throat, raising his hands and looking up to the sky and speaks...
"Never mind." And, as quickly as he appeared, he was gone.
The group sits in stunned silence. Dougtravels looks at Highway Star and says, "YOU! You told us Mootology was the way. What the #%*@'s up with that?!?"
The group becomes angry, gathering behind Doug. Highway Star fears for his life. Then...
always confused
Seasoned Expediter
an attack of humomgous snowballs being dropped by flustrated seagulls led by a angry owl.
doug tried to defend moose by throwing the empty rum bottle, but it stuck to his glue coated fingers. moose yelled for help while leading the trucks into a circle. the drivers defended the circle as best they could while waiting for their rescue by ...
doug tried to defend moose by throwing the empty rum bottle, but it stuck to his glue coated fingers. moose yelled for help while leading the trucks into a circle. the drivers defended the circle as best they could while waiting for their rescue by ...
Slo-Ride
Veteran Expediter
a paltoon of female fuel attendents from the pilot all dressed in camo lingree coming in from the east..
Miss snippy states she has been tracking them on Q.comm and issues a travel order to dragon lady to assemble 7 recruiters to stop the advance of fuel atendents..
When wellarmed breaks ranks and.......
Miss snippy states she has been tracking them on Q.comm and issues a travel order to dragon lady to assemble 7 recruiters to stop the advance of fuel atendents..
When wellarmed breaks ranks and.......
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wellarmed
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Says look!!Off in the distance they see a red dot getting larger by the second,mypie says it's a bird,dougtravles says no it's a plane,and yesteryear says no it's Cruzer!!As cruzer power slides to a stop he yells out jump in the back,AND WATCH THE PAINT
JOB!!there off in a tire smoking launch.They go to wellarmeds house and arm there selves to the teeth planning to return to get there trucks but first Cruzer has to clean slobber from his fender where highway star had his head hanging over the bed,everyone gets back in except yesteryear,she refuses to ride in the back again,she says just look at my hair I look like a truck driver,hop in the front says Cruzer and wellarmed says I'll ride up front with you baaaby.And finaly there off to...GET YOUR HAND OFF MY LEG YESTERYEAR SCREAMS!!!get there trucks back but on the way........
JOB!!there off in a tire smoking launch.They go to wellarmeds house and arm there selves to the teeth planning to return to get there trucks but first Cruzer has to clean slobber from his fender where highway star had his head hanging over the bed,everyone gets back in except yesteryear,she refuses to ride in the back again,she says just look at my hair I look like a truck driver,hop in the front says Cruzer and wellarmed says I'll ride up front with you baaaby.And finaly there off to...GET YOUR HAND OFF MY LEG YESTERYEAR SCREAMS!!!get there trucks back but on the way........
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cruzer
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That all of there trucks now display the logo of the wicked two headed cat and she realizes she only has a 67% exceptance.We must come up with a plan to put an end to the two headed cats wicked plan before Obama offers them a bail out package.So she takes out her phone and calls Sara Pailen but hits the wrong button and gets george bush instead,but george says he has a great idea and points out hes always had great ideas,anyway he says we should call the girl scouts and see if we can still order cookies because there so good or maybe go to cracker barrel.Yesteryear cannot believe what she is hearing and hangs up and.....
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Meanwhile back on the carribean island our heroes are still trying to figure out how to get off, and get back to their normal life. Suddenly a huge wave crashes down on the beach right in front of them!. They both look bleary eyed and surprised to see a big barn owl standing in front of them. The owl begins to speak, and lo and behold he IS speakng pig latin!. He says "etslay amscray " and produces a foldable power boat from under his left wing.
always confused
Seasoned Expediter
yesteryear and well armed jump in and the owl guns the motor. cruzer refuses to leave the truck. the boat leaves heading for the coast only to be intercepted by homeland security forces. they claim they are searching for contriband untill yesteryear explains that before she will be searched they must ....
meanwhile back at walmart the fuel attendants break through the recruiters and use some of moosees duck tape to blot out that darn cat. unfortunatly it seems that they didn't remember when duck season opened so were suprised when ....
meanwhile back at walmart the fuel attendants break through the recruiters and use some of moosees duck tape to blot out that darn cat. unfortunatly it seems that they didn't remember when duck season opened so were suprised when ....