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highway star

highway star

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
...that an evil organization known as the "2-Headed Black Cat" is trying to take over the world. They're using a Fonzie scheme known as the "first out" to subjugate the masses. When they've lulled the citizenry into a false sense of security they'll...
 
louixo

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
right all the wrongs, and their true fearless leader will finally expose himself and his plan. who is he really?! Rumor is, remember that barn owl that was sitting in the middle of the road?
Whooo´! you ask???
 
DougTravels

DougTravels

Not a Member
Was it the Owl trying to see how many licks to the center of the tootsie pop?, A resounding no was replied, it was soon determined that...
 
inkasnana

inkasnana

Expert Expediter
...the barn owl must have been a trained spy for the 2-Headed Black Cat organization. Yesteryear thought she remembered what looked to be a tiny video camera strapped to one of the owl's legs and a tatoo of a turtle on the other. Doug looked thoughtful for a moment and then startled everyone by blurting out...
 
Yesteryear

Yesteryear

Expert Expediter
:eek: What you say? You quit sniffing glue? How will we ever defend ourselfs now? The evil two headed black cat will surely rule the day! I know inkasnana will . . .
 
DougTravels

DougTravels

Not a Member
Showing some definite determination, Doug said "I'm done with the glue, we've got a job to do!" With that remark, a door in the corridor opened and in walked this beautiful woman and with a thick Russian accent she said, "My name is Natasha and I have brought you all together to help me finish my mission, I have killed the notorius squirell, but now that darn Moose has joined Turtle, I believe they are hiding out in Minnesota, The moose has let it be known that he is exploring options, we must.......
 
cruzer

cruzer

Not a Member
Use whats left of the glue to attach hind legs on that poor two headed cat but we must do it before doug finds out or he may fall off the wagon and take yesteryears place on the pole and...
 
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mypie

mypie

Seasoned Expediter
. . . and that's exactly what he did on the side of a big 53 footer. Just then he realized that the glue they were using was Crazy Glue, and he found himself glued spread eagle between the cats heads, when suddenly his pants dropped to the ground and . . .
 
mypie

mypie

Seasoned Expediter
. . . pecking at my pecker. Natasha to the rescue, she reved up that 18 wheeler and hit the highway with him still stuck to the side of the trailer doing 80! Then . . .
 
cruzer

cruzer

Not a Member
She lost control and ran right through a cactus patch but loseing her side veiw she had no idea that doug was torn free by the cactus and Inkasnana and yesteryear had showed up to remove the thorns from his secret weapon...
 
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cruzer

cruzer

Not a Member
offered them all a ride but little did they know they were about to be taken to the two headed cats recruitment area to be sworn in under the new rules of the dragon lady, where are mypie and slow ride when we realy need them
 
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mypie

mypie

Seasoned Expediter
Then arising from the smoking mountain (Panther Recruitment Area) was the dragon lady transforming into a 2 headed dragon with heads that appeared as 2 cats, snarling and breathing bubbles arising to the skies in spirals of chartruse and green. As the dragon lady spoke, the bubbles began to pop and acid rained down on the unsuspecting recruits who ducked under rocks and . . .
 
highway star

highway star

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
...listened to some Jimi Hendrix and Pink Floyd, amazed at how awesome it sounded on acid. Someone suggested finding a DVD of The Wizard of Oz. Then, a bright light appeared and Moot, his white beard flowing in the breeze, hovered above them. "I can show you the way if you..."
 
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