witness23
Veteran Expediter
Hooray, I got My Stimulus Package in the Mail this Morning. It Contained Watermelon Seeds, Cornbread Mix, and Ten Coupons to KFC. Is Our Predsident Great or What Lol
I know you must be disappointed but think about it, you can actually use those things to feed your family. Unlike the last stimulus package where you received $300 to $1200 in which I'm sure you spent wisely. Like that new Dale Jr. NASCAR hat you've had your eye on at your local Super WalMart. I'm sure your wife will be happy also, atleast this time you won't go down to the local waterin' hole, spend all that money on Pabst Blue Ribbon after Pabst Blue Ribbon, then come home and beat her because she asked if you had used that money for food and clothes for your 10 children. Atleast you will save us taxpayers some money since you wont have to take her to the emergency room 'cuz you aint got no insurance.
Unfortunately you probably wont find that offensive because you're proud of being a redneck, wife beating, beer swigging, NASCAR loving, deadbeat of a dad hillbilly.