Somebody throw me a chair

Ragman

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These guys learn the pitfalls of yelling, "Somebody throw me a chair!" in the presence of rednecks.


> leenks.com - Why wrestlers shouldn't ask fans for help

Yep, There it is!

Rassling, the only real sport.


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AMonger

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I dont watch rasslin any more, but when I did, I always lived the humor. Remember The Crusher? He was an old guy with a gruff voice and a shock of white hair. Before rasslin went national, he'd rassle as a good guy and fan favorite in the northern illinois and southern wisconsin circuit, then fly to western NY state and rassle there for a while as a heel. Don't know if he made the rounds elsewhere; probably.

Anyway, one day, he was being interviewed by Mean Gene Okerlund, and he rasped, "Gene, I'm going to be the World Champion of 1974."

Gene interjected, "Crusher, it's 1978."

"It is?" Crusher asked, appearing genuinely confused. "What happened to 75, 76, and 77? Well, no matter. I'm going to be the next world champion."
 

Ragman

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
I dont watch rasslin any more, but when I did, I always lived the humor. Remember The Crusher? He was an old guy with a gruff voice and a shock of white hair. Before rasslin went national, he'd rassle as a good guy and fan favorite in the northern illinois and southern wisconsin circuit, then fly to western NY state and rassle there for a while as a heel. Don't know if he made the rounds elsewhere; probably.

Anyway, one day, he was being interviewed by Mean Gene Okerlund, and he rasped, "Gene, I'm going to be the World Champion of 1974."

Gene interjected, "Crusher, it's 1978."

"It is?" Crusher asked, appearing genuinely confused. "What happened to 75, 76, and 77? Well, no matter. I'm going to be the next world champion."

I remember him well.

Rassling was so much better back then. The Rasslers came in all shapes and sizes. Now they all look like just your everyday body builder.
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