An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm
count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and
bring back a semen sample tomorrow."The next day the 85-year-old man
reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day.The doctor asked what happened
and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with
my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
nothing.Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up
Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands,
then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but
still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The
old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't
get the jar open."
count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and
bring back a semen sample tomorrow."The next day the 85-year-old man
reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day.The doctor asked what happened
and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with
my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
nothing.Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up
Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands,
then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but
still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The
old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't
get the jar open."
