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hehehe...
It is so good to loved or (hated) LOL. I can only wonder how many other expedite company Presidents long to have the social media following I have.
Stay thirsty my friends.
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine or beer or an occasional drink of whiskey and to those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand:
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of doodoo. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Always Remember:
Water = doodoo
Beer, Wine, and Whiskey = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh!t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine or beer or an occasional drink of whiskey and to those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand:
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of doodoo. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Always Remember:
Water = doodoo
Beer, Wine, and Whiskey = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh!t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
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OVM and JuJu biking in Rapid City in January....LOL
jujubeans
OVM Project Manager
Or Columbus floating down the Missouri river and he discovers South Dakota .....lol
that would be a chore to float DOWN the Missouri and find SD unless he started in ND first....LOL
Italiangrl
Expert Expediter
Oh thank you for these posts..I laughed so hard. They made my day. It is nice to see such lighthearted fun on here.