Sentiments yu won`t find at Hallmark

[louixo]

Greeting card companies try to think up verses to convey anything that they think will sell a card. But there are some things you can`t find a card for.


My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

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Congratulations on your wedding d
Too bad no one likes your husband.

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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

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I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

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Imust admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only inTennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?

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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay

 

[louixo]

Rich M, Tom Robertson, Lawrence and others who have sent me personal messages. First let me apologize for not replying, but for some reason I never see the persoanl message icon flashing when logging in (which is seldom anyway), or it isn`t flashing. Today it was flashing and I found messages from 3 months ago and longer, that I didn`t even know were there. I don`t know if the icon is indicating I have messages everyday, which seems unlikely, as I don`t think I`m that non observant. When I saw the ican today I tried to answer a couple past messages, but kept getting a script error message when I tried to reply, and then one particular long message I had written to Tom just dissapeared when I clicked to send it. I`ll try to keep a better watch on the icon in the future, and see if I can figure out the problem.

 

[redytrk]

>Rich M, Tom Robertson, Lawrence and others who have sent me
>personal messages.


What ever happened to Tom?He sent a message to me requesting my private E-Mail address.

Like you the message got old,and I really dont like giving out my address unless I have a better idea of what is going on.

 

[Doggie Daddy]

you guys must be out of the loop.whatever happened to tom? i think if you check the member list,you will find that he is no longer a member of EO.reasons?,you should ask LM or the mods. :+

 

[Dreamer]

>you guys must be out of the loop.whatever happened to tom? i
>think if you check the member list,you will find that he is
>no longer a member of EO.reasons?,you should ask LM or the
>mods. :+


He asked to be removed for personal reasons. I believe that's all that needs to be said about it.


Dreamer

 

[Doggie Daddy]

>He asked to be removed for personal reasons. I believe
>that's all that needs to be said about it.
>
>
>Dreamer



well i just got it straight from the horse's mouth(tom)he never asked for his membership to be terminated.dreamer,that may be what you were told but it is not the truth.DD.

 

[redytrk]

>you guys must be out of the loop.whatever happened to tom? i
>think if you check the member list,you will find that he is
>no longer a member of EO.reasons?,you should ask LM or the
>mods. :+
There is a reason why there is a bag over my head.

Yes I admit I am out of the loop.I keep out of trouble that way.

 

[Dreamer]

>
>
>well i just got it straight from the horse's mouth(tom)he
>never asked for his membership to be terminated.dreamer,that
>may be what you were told but it is not the truth.DD.



My fault.. I assumed... been outta the loop too for a while dealing with some personal issues.

Dreamer