Say Hi to July
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KickStarter6
Veteran Expediter
Well after dropping off in ladson South Carolina I slept like 14 hours then ate $90 and drove home so I can head up to the expo with my pops in the AM. Out of service for the weekend
Waco Texas after too much traffics today... Bedtime and zoom tomorrow for an early evening delivery that isn't due till Monday 10am 
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f4ftrucker
Rookie Expediter
Since I can't deliver early I'm going to the family farm for the weekend got hr half to go
lesbianlover
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KickStarter6
Veteran Expediter
Headed up to Wilmington with my pops to attend the expo
Unloaded in Lebanon KY. Thinking of swinging by the expo!
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said the dog is in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline,
and dabbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said,
"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time
around the block."
The little girl left and returned only a few minutes later with no dog and no leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
so another dog is pushing her home."
In Rochelle Ill.
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said the dog is in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline,
and dabbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said,
"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time
around the block."
The little girl left and returned only a few minutes later with no dog and no leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
so another dog is pushing her home."
In Rochelle Ill.
KickStarter6
Veteran Expediter
You should plus you'll be in a way better area than Lebanon Kentucky lol
truth now.....you just want him out of your area when you get home...LOL
KickStarter6
Veteran Expediter
He gets to see cool stuff at the expo and I have 1 less competitor...sounds win win to me lol. I'm off until Wednesday so it doesn't really matter to me
guido4475
Not a Member
Yea, that's right, you'll be in a better area, along with every other van/sprinter who attended the expo. There ya go.....lol....
Ragman....no pictures on that joke......hahahaha
Huh? . . . I just woke up . . . What joke?Ragman....no pictures on that joke......hahahaha
Out of service. Planning on doing some beer drinking BBQ and no driving !!
The Old dog.. OVM......
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guido4475
Not a Member
Smart guy. Excellent weekend to sit in the shade under the tree and kick back and relax..Put a few cases away....a few kegs....pass out...wake up...well, let's not go there.....lmao....reminds me of a joke....lol
Murraycroexp
Veteran Expediter
Nice to finally meet you guys!!
Big Storms this Evening in Kentucky and Ohio and West Virginia Flash flood watch starting at midnight Saturday night and on through Sunday and Early Monday. HMM
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