The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
Hey... the Teletubbies are ok with me. Even if Tinky-Winky is gay. My daughter watches them all the time and nothing is wrong with her... except the nightmares of drowning in tubby custard ROFL :+