1. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
2. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
3. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
4. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
5. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.
6. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
7. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?!
The location of the dirt bag.
8. Why did the Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
9. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
10. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
A nervous wreck.
2. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
3. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
4. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
5. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.
6. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
7. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?!
The location of the dirt bag.
8. Why did the Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
9. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
10. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
