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Restroom Rage

LDB

LDB

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
The problem with smoke is the same as the problem with the guy at the other end of the pool peeing in his end of the pool.
 
Turtle

Turtle

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Staff member
Retired Expediter
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?

When you sit down before the other guy gets up.
 
mrgoodtude

mrgoodtude

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AMonger said:
I don't think that's an issue, really. As Jerry Seinfeld pointed out, soap is pretty much self-cleaning, you know, being soap. Even if it's not anti-microbial or anti-bacterial, the soap prevents microbes that aren't you from adhering to you. I doubt anyone using the soap after him was in any jeopardy.

But could you re-route your rage toward the (multiple expletives deleted) who pee on the toilet seats and floor or don't flush? I don't understand the guys who have to hide in a stall to leave a whiz in the first place, but when they don't lift the lid, watch where their flow goes, and don't flush, that really pi$$3$ me off. I think the penalty for assault should be limited to a $1 fine if it was preceded by the assault victim having exposed others to his body fluids in this manner.

So you don't want to touch the dirty toilet even to lift the seat or flush it? That's what we have SOAP AND WATER FOR, NIMROD!!!!

I once worked with a guy who apparently had some sort of phobia about that, and he would pee all over the toilet rather than touch it. People put two and two together and figured out that it was always this way after he had just been in the men's room, and he left abruptly a short time later, so maybe he got canned, no pun intended.
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I have gotta go with AMonger on this one..
I have encountered a few non functional dispensers and did not think twice about dipping a few in the pinkness...IT IS SOAP AFTER ALL..
That being said
You little trunk sprayers get my goat with your territorial ****ing on the throne.
Best case scenario I hope you get "root rot"
Worst case...
May be a guy like me having a really bad day 3 hrs after the value menu popping 210 pounds (post expulsion) trying to find a seat.
Not saying it will happen just saying it could:mad:
 
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sparkle8859

Seasoned Expediter
You also have to concider the fuel counter and coolers. People come out of the restroom and go grab the door to the cooler. For that matter lids of the cups and cups themselves. Life is to short to be worring about what everyone eles is doing.
 
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