Random thoughts.

[jaminjim]

Think of how stupid the average person is, then realize that half the population is dumber than that.

 

[jaminjim]

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

 

[jaminjim]

"All of life's big problems include the words 'indictment' or 'inoperable'. Everything else is just small stuff."

 

[jaminjim]

"They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could,
they didn't stop to think if they should"

 

[jaminjim]

"Anything that makes your mother cry is fun."

 

[jaminjim]

“I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one."

 

[jaminjim]

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.