Psalm 2010

Poorboy

Expert Expediter
I Cannot Believe all this Crap Over a JOKE! It was a Joke when I Posted it, And it Still IS a Joke, NOTHING MORE! Then you get 2-3 People In Here who Try and Turn it into Something It NEVER Was For Whatever Reason! For Crying Out Loud People, Lighten Up----IT IS A JOKE No Matter How you Might Want to Spin It! I Really Don't Think it would Have Been Such a Big Deal if I would have Left Obumma's Name out of it, But Too Bad, I Named Him Because he is a jOKE!
Thanx to Everyone for Their Input to the Few That Tried to Spin it Into Something Else!! Especially to Two Of Them! :D
 

Pilgrim

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
Being offended has become fashionable over the past several years, and there are those who are becoming very creative about it. They should be ignored.
 

witness23

Veteran Expediter
What Church?

Jesus started his ministry around the age of 26/27 years old and then was crucified, then ascended to heaven; Pentecost; early church begininnings. The following is from the Vital Statistic in the book of Acts: "Acts provides an eyewitness account of the flame and fire-the birth and spread of the church. Beginning in Jerusalem with a small group of disciples, the message traveled across the Roman empire. Empowered by the Holy Spirit, this courageous band preached, taught, healed, and demonstrated love in synagogues, schools, homes, market places, and courtrooms, and on streets, hills, ships and desert roads-wherever God sent them, lives and history were changed".

The church started when Jesus came back to his disciples after he was resurrected and spent 40 days teaching them about Kingdom of God and learned about their power source - the Holy
Spirit. If you are a believer you are to work to spread the word(Evangalize).
 

witness23

Veteran Expediter
Would all Christians answer in a similar way?

I cannot speak for any other Christian, I do not know if they would or not. I would think if they are reading the word of God it could be similar. Again I am infant when it comes to the gospel and learning everyday.

And am I correct in saying that man wrote the bible? so how do we know whether or not they took a few literary liberties?

If you go back to through my earlier post you will see were I said the Bible was written under "inspiration" from the Holy Spirit.
Can some things be lost in translation from the original manuscripts? Sure but the message is still the same.

Just the same as a Preacher might put something in a way that he feels that we will better be able to relate to or with.

As long as that person, whomever it may be(including myself) lines up with what the Bible says. The best commentary on the Bible is the Bible, so we let it interpret itself. Properly understood, the Bible doesn't contradict itself; it complements itself. If our or your preacher, your pastor, your priests interpretations contradict what the Bible says then I would have to question that persons motives.

Do you feel that one has to believe exactly what the bible says in order to be a true Christian?

Yes.

I am getting tired so I will leave you with this:

The Romans road to Salvation
The ROMANS ROAD....is a pathway you can walk. It is a group of Bible verses from the book of Romans in the New Testament. If you walk down this road you will end up understanding how to be saved.

Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God."

We all have sin in our hearts. We all were born with sin. We were born under the power of sin's control.

- Admit that you are a sinner.

Romans 6:23a "...The wages of sin is death..."

Sin has an ending. It results in death. We all face physical death, which is a result of sin. But a worse death is spiritual death that alienates us from God, and will last for all eternity. The Bible teaches that there is a place called the Lake of Fire where lost people will be in torment forever. It is the place where people who are spiritually dead will remain.

- Understand that you deserve death for your sin.

Romans 6:23b "...But the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Salvation is a free gift from God to you! You can't earn this gift, but you must reach out and receive it.

- Ask God to forgive you and save you.

Romans 5:8, "God demonstrates His own love for us, in that while we were yet sinners Christ died for us!"

When Jesus died on the cross He paid sin's penalty. He paid the price for all sin, and when He took all the sins of the world on Himself on the cross, He bought us out of slavery to sin and death! The only condition is that we believe in Him and what He has done for us, understanding that we are now joined with Him, and that He is our life. He did all this because He loved us and gave Himself for us!

- Give your life to God... His love poured out in Jesus on the cross is your only hope to have forgiveness and change. His love bought you out of being a slave to sin. His love is what saves you -- not religion, or church membership. God loves you!

Romans 10:13 "Whoever will call on the name of the Lord will be saved!"

- Call out to God in the name of Jesus!

Romans 10:9,10 "...If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Jesus from the dead, you shall be saved; for with the heart man believes, resulting in righteousness, and with the mouth he confesses, resulting in salvation."

- If you know that God is knocking on your heart's door, ask Him to come into your heart.

Jesus said,

Revelation 3:20a "Behold I stand at the door and knock, if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him..."

- Is Jesus knocking on your heart's door?

Believe in Him. Ask Him to come in to your heart by faith, and ask Him to reveal Himself to you.

Open the Bible to the Gospel of John and read what God says about Jesus, about you, and about being born again. God will help you. He loves you. You need to look for a local church where God's word is preached. The Bible says that we are to desire God's word like a newborn baby desires mother's milk. Aren't you hungry to know the truth?

Water baptism is one of the ways you first show that you have been joined to Jesus. This is an action, and actions will not save you. However, it is an act of obedience and a symbol of commitment.

The symbolism is this:

When you go down in the water you show that you have been crucified and buried with Him, and when you come up out of the water you show that you have been raised to walk with Him in newness of life.

(See Romans chapter 6)

You have been born again.

(See John chapter 3)

Your body has become God's temple.
Your heart is where He lives.

Forgiveness is yours in Jesus.
And you belong to Him.

You were sin's slave.

But now...

You are a child of GOD!
 

RLENT

Veteran Expediter
How ya been? Taint see ya in a while, been busy? Hope so. New furnance working out for you? I know what a pain in the patute that was.
I think you might have me confused with letzrock there layout (.... unless letzrock got a new furnace too .... :confused:)

Might wanna double up on the ginko biloba or something .... :rolleyes:
 

Poorboy

Expert Expediter
I think you might have me confused with letzrock there layout (.... unless letzrock got a new furnace too .... :confused:)

Might wanna double up on the ginko biloba or something .... :rolleyes:

Could be that LOS Forgot where he Put It Lol :D
 

nightcreacher

Veteran Expediter
this is what happens when you talk religion and politics.with that said,i thought it was very funny,found myself laughing out loud.
 
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