Oprah the next VP

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
And NUTIN but the facts!!

I will tell you though, being as cool as I am is a GREAT reponsibility which I do NOT take lightly!!
 

aristotle

Veteran Expediter
Oprah is a maniacal piece of crap...her ego is so huge she couldn't fit in the same room as Barry....every months magazine cover is always her..it is always about her...

She is not even on the same social level as the OVM...I look down upon her as my subject!;)

OVM... we are in agreement. Having to watch Oprah is only slightly better than staring down the gluteal cleavage of some hairy-azzed plumber.
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
OVM... we are in agreement. Having to watch Oprah is only slightly better than staring down the gluteal cleavage of some hairy-azzed plumber.

Seeing those "UGLY" vertical "Smiles" it becoming all too common these days. SO many people just seem to have NO sense of decency at all any more.
 

Wingnut

Seasoned Expediter
WAY better than the one we have in there now, THAT is for SURE!! It would, of course, depend on the woman. I would NOT want to see Oprah or anyone like her in there. I still want to be Mindi's Sec of Defense.

You got it dude...you're hired! :)
 

Jimboree

Not a Member
Michigander has been used for a very long time. I am not sure of it's origin. It is, however, a COOL name!! Why is it cool? Because I am COOL and I ONLY like COOL things!!! SO THERE!! FACTS IS FACTS!

It's like that old saying whats good for the Michigoose is good for the Michigander.
 

Steady Eddie

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
Oprah is a maniacal piece of crap...her ego is so huge she couldn't fit in the same room as Barry....every months magazine cover is always her..it is always about her...

She is not even on the same social level as the OVM...I look down upon her as my subject!;)

Hate to be the one to point this out to ya...You and Oprah have a lot in common


Seems you both are struck in transmitt mode....hark
 

Wingnut

Seasoned Expediter
OK..now I'm interviewing for body guards. Any takers? After all, the president should have good body guards. :)
 

Wingnut

Seasoned Expediter
I heard from a few people I could be a little intimidating... but don't know if thats true.

Good one!!! :) Let's see, you could be my chief of security & Jenny could be the official white house chef. Strawberry cheesecake & lasagna will become a weekly staple. :)
 
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