Colonel, just because you're old, crusty and retired is no reason to stop posting here. Someone has to keep us in line!
Here's one Packmule sent me:
Retirement Activities...
I've often been asked, "what do you do now that you're retired?"
Well, I have a chemistry background, and one of the things I enjoy the most
is turning beer, whiskey, vodka, and gin into urine.
And, I'm pretty darn good at it!! Thank God I paid attention in school !!!!