Ok, Who is it?

[layoutshooter]

OK, I know E.O. works but this might be taking it to places that are best avoided. Mrs. Layout and I are sitting in our truck, minding our own business, when, KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK at the drivers side door. I look out the window and see a woman standing there. Well dressed, neat etc. Thinking it is another FedEx driver I pop the door open and, low and behold, she is a "Lot Lizzard" asking to come into the truck! She said that she was talking with another driver who sent her over to visit us!!

Now, is this a practical joke being played on us by a fellow E.O. member or was that just her "line"?

I hope it was NOT someone doing this deliberately. What a odd day this is turning out to be.

 

[ebsprintin]

I'm in El Paso. --eb

 

[layoutshooter]

I'm in El Paso. --eb

Ok, your in the clear, mmmmmmmmm maybe not, are there "internet Lot Lizards"? LOL!! Weird day.

 

[chefdennis]

Not me , i am in Laredo!!

 

[Jefferson3000]

I've had brokers call and do that. If it's not a name I recognize immediately, I've figured out that it's just their "line." Usually, their credit sucks.

Now back to our regular program.

 

[layoutshooter]

I've had brokers call and do that. If it's not a name I recognize immediately, I've figured out that it's just their "line." Usually, their credit sucks.

Now back to our regular program.

LOL!!! MMMM Now what would you call a "Lot Lizards" Broker?

 

[CharlesD]

LOL!!! MMMM Now what would you call a "Lot Lizards" Broker?

A Komodo Dragon?

 

[transporter]

im in pa eastern

 

[Jefferson3000]

LOL!!! MMMM Now what would you call a "Lot Lizards" Broker?

That would be a "pimp daddy."

 

[fastman_1]

Not me I'm in Cleveland

 

[Jack_Berry]

we are in el paso also. eb is not here. must be in the library

 

[ebsprintin]

I was at the library during the time in question, but I will stop by the petro in the morning to strengthen my alibi.

eb

 

[Bruno]

You made me think of the 1st time I seen a lot lizzard in Delaware back in 1995. I went to sleep in a truck stop off of route 13. It seemed like a nice place, boy was I wrong. I was woke up about 7 hrs later with a knock on the door. I got up and sat in the driver seat and rolled my window down. The lot lizzard looked at me and said "Hey honey I will do anything you want for $20.00 " I looked back at her without missing a beat and said "Good My truck needs washed" She was so mad and was swearing at me. I said hey your the one that said you will do anything for $20.00 lady.

 

[transporter]

bruno thats a good way to get flat tires

 

[Bruno]

bruno thats a good way to get flat tires

Do you really think I stayed around at a place with over 20 lot lizzards. Nope my 8hrs was up and I left.

 

[dancorn]

Nope, we were in Laredo yesterday. Did not send that sperm bank your way.

 

[LDB]

I was at the T/A outside Asheville when a woman knocked on the door. As best I could tell in the not overpowering light she was clean and shampooed and dressed nicely. She asked if I wanted company and I said I better not so I don't get in trouble, thinking that was a semi polite way of saying no. She said "You won't get in trouble. I'm not a cop." and proceeded to pull her top down exposing both her breasts. She was armed, possibly with deadly weapons, but no badge or gun visible so I guess she wasn't a cop. I said thank you anyway but no and she walked away.

 

[layoutshooter]

Nope, we were in Laredo yesterday. Did not send that sperm bank your way.

Thanks, although the way this week turned out the "Great Lizard Folly" was one of the real highlights of the week!!!

 

[nightcreacher]

back in the 80's,there use to be a hooker that hung out at the Petro in Bordentown,at least 6' 12 " tall,she could walk in front of a COE truck and look in the windshield