Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other,
a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said
to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." The lady with the
Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us" The one with
the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of
dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, " lady, no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't
understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua
was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the
heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again
the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman said, "You
don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A
Chihuahua?" The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? What!! They gave me a freaking Chihuahua?!"
a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said
to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." The lady with the
Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us" The one with
the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of
dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, " lady, no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't
understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua
was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the
heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again
the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman said, "You
don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A
Chihuahua?" The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? What!! They gave me a freaking Chihuahua?!"