November 2018 , Locations, Turkey Banter
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MT in Toledo, OH. Dash light came on for Batt. last night about 3 hrs from drop. Made it to Wyane’s shop this morning. Shiny new alternator installed, ready to rock!
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Slow day, snagged a Brooklyn, MI to Reading, PA.
Not our best week
FL - MI - SC
Dropped in Duncan SC at 05:00
66 vans available, gave it the day and now DH home for a scheduled week off.
Leaving you in charge Mr. 3000
FL - MI - SC
Dropped in Duncan SC at 05:00
66 vans available, gave it the day and now DH home for a scheduled week off.
Leaving you in charge Mr. 3000
You can always work on Ken's To-Do list
Maybe a morning snicker is in order? 
For those in need of some parenting schadenfreude, here is my gift to you:my friends dear three year old child, who is sweet and cunning and adorable and obviously under the influence of Satan, is in the process of potty training. Despite our sincerely half-hearted attempts and hopes that he’ll just learn on his own, pooping on the potty remains a mountain that he will not climb. Today when they were diligently leaving our children to their own devices, the littlest spawn felt the urge to poop. For reasons yet unknown he stopped the dryer which was full of freshly washed and nearly dried clothes, and pulled out a few crisp garments. He pooped on them. Then, in fulfillment of the evil deeds which were no doubt whispered into his ear by the Lord of Darkness, he put those clothes along with the turds he had released upon them back into the dryer. And pressed “tumble”. What happened in those next few minutes was exactly what you are imagining: hot fecal chaos. By the time this disaster was intercepted, each item in the dryer bore the territorial mark of l’enfant terrible and the drum of the dryer was fully coated in his warmed waste.
Maybe your child is being annoying today. Perhaps they had a tantrum, or a bad attitude, or burned your house down. But they likely did not put their poop in your dryer. So, my friends, be glad.
working on NOT being bored!
For those in need of some parenting schadenfreude, here is my gift to you:my friends dear three year old child, who is sweet and cunning and adorable and obviously under the influence of Satan, is in the process of potty training. Despite our sincerely half-hearted attempts and hopes that he’ll just learn on his own, pooping on the potty remains a mountain that he will not climb. Today when they were diligently leaving our children to their own devices, the littlest spawn felt the urge to poop. For reasons yet unknown he stopped the dryer which was full of freshly washed and nearly dried clothes, and pulled out a few crisp garments. He pooped on them. Then, in fulfillment of the evil deeds which were no doubt whispered into his ear by the Lord of Darkness, he put those clothes along with the turds he had released upon them back into the dryer. And pressed “tumble”. What happened in those next few minutes was exactly what you are imagining: hot fecal chaos. By the time this disaster was intercepted, each item in the dryer bore the territorial mark of l’enfant terrible and the drum of the dryer was fully coated in his warmed waste.
Maybe your child is being annoying today. Perhaps they had a tantrum, or a bad attitude, or burned your house down. But they likely did not put their poop in your dryer. So, my friends, be glad.
working on NOT being bored!
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Family Dollar does not carry pumpkin pie filling...now how UN American is that!!
Loaded this morning, Wood Ridge, NJ to WI. Happy Happy, headed West.
Empty in Mi ... time for a Power Nap .... just in case ....
Money not Miles
Money not Miles
Family Dollar does not carry pumpkin pie filling...now how UN American is that!!
Your local American farmer has pumpkin pie filling.
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Rolling the dice, loaded yesterday for Miami, FL. Left MN at 33 degrees, south of Atlanta it’s 76. Note to self, turn off the heater!