We've had a couple of threads on here about run-ins with the law, and respect for the police seems variable at best. With that in mind, I post the link below. It might be one method for getting out of a ticket. I'm not sure how well it would work because these days the cruisers come with cameras that record video and voice, but-- someone might still think it's worth a try.
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/koma-comic-strip-bow-down-to-the-master.jpg
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/koma-comic-strip-bow-down-to-the-master.jpg