Not so Swift

Bruno

Veteran Expediter
Fleet Owner
US Marines
This is a very good post. The Smith System is a great tool. To help your remember the 5 key parts of it, just say to yourself All Good Kids Like Milk.
 

Turtle

Administrator
Staff member
Retired Expediter
Colors of the rainbow
Roy G Biv

Ooooh! Anagrams are fun, too.
The trick is to get the anagram to be related to the subject, like George Bush anagrams to He Bugs Gore, or Clint Eastwood anagrams to Old West Action.

Landstar anagrams to Land Rats (as well as Last, Darn! hehe)
Express-One anagrams to Or, Expenses
Bolt Express anagrams to Expert Slobs (I have no idea what that means)
Try Hours anagrams to Horsey Rut
Prestige anagrams to Tree Pigs (they're always hogging the shade)
RJR Transportation Services anagrams to Snot Jar Carrier Inverts Pots
On-Time Express
anagrams to S.O.S. Experiment
Nations Express
anagrams to Pretax Nosiness
FedEx Custom Critical anagrams to Cosmic Fuel Tax Credit (also A Credit Flux Cosmetic, which may be the case for some shippers)
Tri-State Expedited Services anagrams to A Nice Test-Drive Expert Is Cited

My personal favorite:
Panther Expedited Services anagrams to Inexpert, Deceptive Dashers

You can't make this sh*t up.

Expediters Online anagrams to:
Expo Dinner Elites

Too funny. :D
 

OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
Ark said "Has anyone thought about the fact that CharlesD might have been in Swift's blind spot. He did say he was running along side his trailer. I mean the trailer is basicly one big blind spot. Plus he said he was passing at 67 miles per hour and Swift runs 65 so that's gonna be a long process. Why not kick it up to 70 and pass him? Alot of these fuel saving ideas are not safe. Like people talking about we run 55 even when the speed limit is 70 and everyone around us is doing 70-75. Running 15 miles below the speed limit is just as dangerous as going 15 over it. You know you can get a ticket for impedeing the flow of traffic?"

Now this would make an interesting court challenge...Signs posting MAX speed 70 mph and you do 50 mph. BUT signs also post MINIMUM speed 40 mph. Hmmmm...Where does the sign say that I MUST go 70mph. I can see a case if one was in the hammer lane doing 50 or even the middle, but not the granny lane.
 
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morningstar55ny

Veteran Expediter
Driver
i never ever have my cruise on in around cities..... or heavy traffic or even when the traffic starts getting a bit more crowded ..... cruiz comes off.....
rain ... and snow.... cruise is off....
 
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