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Veteran Expediter
a new reserve-it service provided by the national Petro stopping centers aim at solving a long time problem for truckers.
introducing the 'call-it reserve-it' toilet service.
from now on the Petro national truck stop chain is the place to stop for full busy drivers.
a spokeswoman for Petro said in a press call : "here @ Petro we take pride in answering our dedicated costumers needs. our costumers told us that some time they drive up to 2 & a half hours, looking for a clean, safe place to park their butt."
"our costumer understands that the butt parking area is a free service we provide for free, and we will continue to do so. we do not make money off of the toilets areas. in fact those area's of the stopping centers cost us a lot of money each year."
"our decision is base on a survey made last year by the ATRI suggesting that costumers will be willing to pay for a reserve secured spot".
"some customer's even told us that such service will be cost effective, as they will be able to drive longer if they know for a fact that a butt parking area will be available as they get there"
"each night 200 butts are parked on our plaza's, we will still park 200 as this service roll on".
to reserve a spot, simply go to our web page & click on the toilet paper icon.
or go to your smart phone & use out 'I-Crap" app.
you can also pay in person at the fuel desk, simply wipe your credit card, or use your reward points.
don't forget to fart.
introducing the 'call-it reserve-it' toilet service.
from now on the Petro national truck stop chain is the place to stop for full busy drivers.
a spokeswoman for Petro said in a press call : "here @ Petro we take pride in answering our dedicated costumers needs. our costumers told us that some time they drive up to 2 & a half hours, looking for a clean, safe place to park their butt."
"our costumer understands that the butt parking area is a free service we provide for free, and we will continue to do so. we do not make money off of the toilets areas. in fact those area's of the stopping centers cost us a lot of money each year."
"our decision is base on a survey made last year by the ATRI suggesting that costumers will be willing to pay for a reserve secured spot".
"some customer's even told us that such service will be cost effective, as they will be able to drive longer if they know for a fact that a butt parking area will be available as they get there"
"each night 200 butts are parked on our plaza's, we will still park 200 as this service roll on".
to reserve a spot, simply go to our web page & click on the toilet paper icon.
or go to your smart phone & use out 'I-Crap" app.
you can also pay in person at the fuel desk, simply wipe your credit card, or use your reward points.
don't forget to fart.
