tallcal101
Veteran Expediter
George Bush is visiting the Queen of England.He asks her"Your Magesty,how do you run such an efficient government"?
"Are there any tips you can give me"?
"Well", says the Queen,"the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people".
Bush frowns."But how do I know the people around me are intelligent?".
The Queen takes a sip of tea."Oh,thats easy.You just ask them to answer an intellegence riddle."The Queen pushes a button on her intercom."Please send The Prime Minister in here,would you"?.
Tony Blair walks into the room."Your Majesty..."
The Queen smiles ."Answer me this ,please ,Tony.Your Mother and Father have a child.It is not your brother and it is not your sister."Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment ,Blair answers ,Thats would be me!"
"Yes!Very good"!says the Queen.
Back at the White House,Bush calls in his Vice President,Mr. Cheney,who has just returned from a hunting trip."VP,answer this for me.Your Mother and Father have a child.It's not your brother and it's not your sister,who is it?"
"I'm not sure,"says the Vice President."Let me get back to you on that one".
Mr.Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one,but none can give him an answer.Finally,he ends up in the men's room and recognize's Colin Powell's(this happened 3 years ago)shoe's in the stall next to him."Colin!Can you answer this for me?Your Mother and you Father have a child and it is not your brother or your sister.Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back,"Thats easy,it's me!"
Cheney smiles "Thanks!"
Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush."Say,I did some research and I have the answer to that riddel.It's Colin Powell."
Bush gets up,stomps over to Cheney,and angrily yells into his face,"No you idiot,it's Tony Blair."
"Are there any tips you can give me"?
"Well", says the Queen,"the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people".
Bush frowns."But how do I know the people around me are intelligent?".
The Queen takes a sip of tea."Oh,thats easy.You just ask them to answer an intellegence riddle."The Queen pushes a button on her intercom."Please send The Prime Minister in here,would you"?.
Tony Blair walks into the room."Your Majesty..."
The Queen smiles ."Answer me this ,please ,Tony.Your Mother and Father have a child.It is not your brother and it is not your sister."Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment ,Blair answers ,Thats would be me!"
"Yes!Very good"!says the Queen.
Back at the White House,Bush calls in his Vice President,Mr. Cheney,who has just returned from a hunting trip."VP,answer this for me.Your Mother and Father have a child.It's not your brother and it's not your sister,who is it?"
"I'm not sure,"says the Vice President."Let me get back to you on that one".
Mr.Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one,but none can give him an answer.Finally,he ends up in the men's room and recognize's Colin Powell's(this happened 3 years ago)shoe's in the stall next to him."Colin!Can you answer this for me?Your Mother and you Father have a child and it is not your brother or your sister.Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back,"Thats easy,it's me!"
Cheney smiles "Thanks!"
Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush."Say,I did some research and I have the answer to that riddel.It's Colin Powell."
Bush gets up,stomps over to Cheney,and angrily yells into his face,"No you idiot,it's Tony Blair."
