Moving to Detroit

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy
took the seat beside him. The guy was an
emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking,
moaning in fear.

"What's the matter?" Jack asked.

"I've been transferred to Detroit, there's
crazy people there. They've got lots of
shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs,
poor public schools, and the highest
crime rate in America."

Jack replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life.
It's not as bad as the media says. Find a
nice home, go to work, mind your own
business, enroll your kids in a nice private
school.

It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said,
"Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death.
But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your
word for it. What do you do for a living?"

"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
 

greg334

Veteran Expediter
That made my day.

This is the only city that;

Had a mayor lie under oath and got a 90 day vacation

Had a mayor who gave us the Kawame chronicals - aka the texts messages

Has a city council who is absolutely out of control

Video.

can't manage a thing right
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
"Pure" Dumb-O-Crats in action!!! Detroit is THE shinnig example of what happens when you have a "ONE" party system. Total power equals total coruption = Detroit. Layoutshooter
 

Slo-Ride

Veteran Expediter
That made my day.

This is the only city that;

Had a mayor lie under oath and got a 90 day vacation

Had a mayor who gave us the Kawame chronicals - aka the texts messages

Has a city council who is absolutely out of control

Video.

can't manage a thing right

I left detroit years and years ago..I think better made was still giving us kids free bags of chips when we left,,I dont keep on anything in that city other then the red wings.
Wasnt there a stipper found dead a few days after the mayors party??? what happened to that story???
Or wasnt it linked to him or the party??
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
The story still pops up from time to time. I am sure many there wish it would go away. Detroit politics are in a shambles. The polititions that run Detroit, and Michigan in general, are destroying the area. What a shame, both Michigan and Detroit have sooo much to offer. This is the result of radical rule. Normal people have been effectively shut out of politics in Detroit. The entire state is going the same rout. Too bad we allowed it to happen.

GO WINGS!!!!

Layoutshooter
 

Slo-Ride

Veteran Expediter
Thanks Greg,did look at it real quick will read more later as i gotta get rolling here..
Dang I didnt know so many rounds where used on that poor women,,someone for sure wanted her gone..what a shame.

Layout, Yep yep the Red wings rule.
its about all i see we got left in michigan,(other then fav honey holes)maybe the track in brookyln if your a nascar fan,,which i am thinking of going to on fathers day weekend
 
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