Maybe the most stupid thing I ever looked up

RoadTime

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
This may be the most stupid or lazy thing I ever looked up on the internet.

Problem: It's football Sunday and I'm making an X-large pizza. I wanted to do something I've never done before. Cut it into 12 pieces. Seemed easy enough, pulled out pen and paper to try to figure out the best way to do it. I don't know if I had a mental block or what, but it left me scratching my head for longer then I wanted. Then I thought, oh heck, just look it up on the internet.

I don't know which was worse, having to look it up or actually finding the answer:rolleyes:


How to Cut a Pizza Into 12

Instructions

1- Slice the pizza in half vertically so you have two halves.

2- Slice across both halves of pizza so that you now have four giant slices.
Keep the divided pizza together for easy slicing

3- Divide each of the four giant into three pieces of pizza, by making two
even into each. You now have 12 slices of pizza.
 

zorry

Veteran Expediter
When I order a pizza I usually ask them how many slices the pizza will have.
If they say 8, I'll tell them, we can't eat 8 slices, please only cut it into 6 pieces.
Then I watch to see if they can figure it out.
 

cannedmeat27

Expert Expediter
When I order a pizza I usually ask them how many slices the pizza will have.
If they say 8, I'll tell them, we can't eat 8 slices, please only cut it into 6 pieces.
Then I watch to see if they can figure it out.

Lol that made my day
 

jujubeans

OVM Project Manager
This may be the most stupid or lazy thing I ever looked up on the internet.

Problem: It's football Sunday and I'm making an X-large pizza. I wanted to do something I've never done before. Cut it into 12 pieces. Seemed easy enough, pulled out pen and paper to try to figure out the best way to do it. I don't know if I had a mental block or what, but it left me scratching my head for longer then I wanted. Then I thought, oh heck, just look it up on the internet.

I don't know which was worse, having to look it up or actually finding the answer:rolleyes:


How to Cut a Pizza Into 12

Instructions

1- Slice the pizza in half vertically so you have two halves.

2- Slice across both halves of pizza so that you now have four giant slices.
Keep the divided pizza together for easy slicing

3- Divide each of the four giant into three pieces of pizza, by making two
even into each. You now have 12 slices of pizza.
Or just cut it into squares...*lol*
 

Ragman

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
Haven't thought of it but as a kid our pizza was usually in squares .

Funny, I didn't think to specify it was a round pizza haha.
Saw this in St Louis. Round pizza cut into squares.

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zorry

Veteran Expediter
Actually, if you don't like the outer crust, you eat the crustless inner squares.
If you favor crust, just pick around the outer edge.
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
Actually, if you don't like the outer crust, you eat the crustless inner squares.
If you favor crust, just pick around the outer edge.


All the flavor leaks out if you cut a round pizza into square pieces. Geez, everyone knows that. :cool:
 
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