Thats good....help pay for the fishing license in a certain part of Ohio...where a certain someone gets possessive over their fishin hole.....LOL
May 2015
- Thread starter Ragman
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Thats good....help pay for the fishing license in a certain part of Ohio...where a certain someone gets possessive over their fishin hole.....LOL
Whatcha talking about?? Your welcome in the pond anytime... Just stay to the outer edge and create no wake!
jujubeans
OVM Project Manager
A senior citizen drove his brand new corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 85 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-90, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I'm too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.”
The old gentleman paused. Then said, “Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-90, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I'm too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.”
The old gentleman paused. Then said, “Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.
and to you too.......Good morning....
Empty..paperwork scanned... at Walmart under shade trees and Back in Bed... is that a Roadrunner...?
Most certainly is.....
Murray had one maybe too big for my hook tho.... Waiting to hear back....
You have no idea how many days like that I have had !!! Lol
Murraycroexp
Veteran Expediter
Required too much duct tape to hold it on top, apparently.
Could put it on my roof rack and bungee corded my doors shut! Lol
Murraycroexp
Veteran Expediter
Must be using the wrong bait, only 1 offer today that I turned down, good miles, bad money, oh well corner tavern time
Ok seems I might have ran nto some stink bait myself..,
Need to find you a corner tavern!
I think he already has.
Oh thats not Ovm... Ragman
He drives a White and Brown spotted Sprinter .....
jujubeans
OVM Project Manager
Sure wish this wind would die down and it would actually rain instead of just threatening to..