May 2015
- Thread starter Ragman
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80 in PA su%#s. Construction every 20 miles. 2 guys filling s hole, 12 watching & at least 4 pick ups with state guys watching.
only sprinter faced west with SD plates......
Ahhh Fargo how long has it been.... Long enough that I have no idea where to park for the night 
but seriously the truck stops up here have terrible van parking heading the the Wally World in Moorhead ... Gnight all !
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but seriously the truck stops up here have terrible van parking heading the the Wally World in Moorhead ... Gnight all ! Sent from my flying circus
Went home Tuesday night, helped the missus with a couple issues, left at 1600 for a shortie to WV. Now at J in Smithton, PA.
Probably the only CV parked here w xpo on doors lolonly sprinter faced west with SD plates......
It's a sad sad day...
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/15/entertainment/bb-king-dead/
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http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/15/entertainment/bb-king-dead/
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jujubeans
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Outback Steakhouse...class act....
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jujubeans
OVM Project Manager
Good Morning Sweetie..still raining here!
Ahhh Fargo how long has it been.... Long enough that I have no idea where to park for the night
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What..... there is a Newer Walmart ...1 mile south of the J or Loves there in Fargo .. its Quiet and Level
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Morning chuckle.....
The Walmart Greeter
A manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified.
He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, ‘What is the fastest thing you know of?’
The first man replied, ‘A THOUGHT.’ It just pops into your head.
There’s no warning.
‘That’s very good!’ replied the interviewer. ‘And, now you sir?’, he asked the second man.
‘Hmmm…let me see ‘A blink! It comes and goes and you don’t know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.’
‘Excellent!’ said the interviewer. ‘The blink of an eye, that’s a very popular cliché for speed.’
He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
‘Well, out at my dad’s ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there’s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. ‘Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of’.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. ‘It’s hard to beat the speed of light,’ he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, ‘After hearing the previous three answers, it’s obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.’
‘WHAT!?’ said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
‘Oh sure’, said BUBBA. ‘You see, the other day I wasn’t feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.’
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
The Walmart Greeter
A manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified.
He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, ‘What is the fastest thing you know of?’
The first man replied, ‘A THOUGHT.’ It just pops into your head.
There’s no warning.
‘That’s very good!’ replied the interviewer. ‘And, now you sir?’, he asked the second man.
‘Hmmm…let me see ‘A blink! It comes and goes and you don’t know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.’
‘Excellent!’ said the interviewer. ‘The blink of an eye, that’s a very popular cliché for speed.’
He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
‘Well, out at my dad’s ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there’s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. ‘Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of’.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. ‘It’s hard to beat the speed of light,’ he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, ‘After hearing the previous three answers, it’s obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.’
‘WHAT!?’ said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
‘Oh sure’, said BUBBA. ‘You see, the other day I wasn’t feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.’
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
Well, got offered a run (for a team mind you) picking up 105 miles away in Sterling, VA going to cincinnati (about 45 mins from home) but would have had to wait 12 hours to pick it up...being a team, also knowing there is not but 2 or 3 sprinters or vans within 300 miles and nearest other team is north of Columbus, OH I chose to pass on this one in hopes of more miles or an earlier pickup...wonder now if I screwed myself?
It's always a gamble turning one down hoping for a better one, but more than 8 hours in advance can be even more of a gamble, because it can easily cancel on you. They're shipping something they hope will be ready in 12 hours.