March 2016, where are you going ??

BigStickJr

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
As we're getting older we're both getting a little hard of hearing. We're learning to communicate differently.
Wife: So I don't have to yell is there a more subtle way to let you know I want to get frisky?
Me: Sure. Just grab my manhood and give it a few yanks.
Wife: OK. And what can I do when I want to let you know I'm not in the mood?
Me: Just grab my manhood and give it, umm, about 150 yanks.
 
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akkshole

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
US Air Force
Well last week I had a Chicago to Detroit...that was mon, then thurs was columbus, in to Arkoma, OK...wondering why our freight has REALLY dropped off here, other than maybe our rates are too high for current conditions. Don't wanna haul cheap, but 2 weeks in a row with 1000 or less. Got paid relocation to Memphis, sitting in Jackson, TN currently.
 
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