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[skyraider]

News Flash: Panthers Human Resource Department has issued to all teams a litterbox to save on time pulling over to do ur business, no.1 or no.2. The fee to each team is 500.oo dollars and is refundable when the team quits. There is no refund if your are fired. PS: Teams must furnish their toilet paper.

 

[witness23]

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[EnglishLady]

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I feel sure we will get a full explanation in due course ROFL

 

[Turtle]

Have you ever taken a dump, and then a couple hundred miles later it suddenly dawns on you that you forgot to wipe yet butt? I hate when that happens.

Have you ever had a dream you were just about to dive into a swimming pool, and just as you dive in you wet the bed? I hate when that happens.

Have you ever taken a dump so big that your pants fit better? I like when that happens.

 

[EnglishLady]

Hmmm whatever IT is is obviously contagious - time to jump off this thread

 

[Ragman]

Have you ever taken a dump, and then a couple hundred miles later it suddenly dawns on you that you forgot to wipe yet butt? I hate when that happens.

Turtle poop?