Make it funny and win a $50 TA Card Part 3

flattop40 · Apr 3, 2013

"so the guy on the forklift said it wasn't his job to unload trucks and I would have to wait until morning to unload my 1 skid."

"and I told the dispatcher I would be happy to haul 2 loads for the price of one as long as they gave me a $30 stop off fee"

Ragman · Apr 3, 2013

zorry said:
Then this priest and a rabbi and this dispatcher walk into this bar and........

zorry · Apr 3, 2013

And after St Peter tells the driver how much they need him the driver says,
" All these trucks and trailers look brand new !"
And St Peter says, "They are. We haven't had a dispatcher make it to heaven yet !"

LDB · Apr 3, 2013

You didn't need to pour that out. That was the oj bottle he poured from not the other one.

Lawrence · Apr 8, 2013

21cExp said:
Ya gotta bring your own glass here, 'cause when they say bottomless cups of coffee, they really mean it!

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