looking to find a lasting relationship with slim l

[bernard40]

im a experditer in a sprinter van 48 states imlooking for a realationship for long term.ilike tofind a younger slim lady who would enjoy teaming with me in the van and someday have a family. facal looks are unimportant ooh. no log books to run inn vans or scale house's except when post all chem.veh must intder.
please emaile me at [email protected] 330-933-3421 cell after 9p
i like to cuddle,travel,long walks,horse riding and camping

 

[Moot]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

bernard, check out this site www.mypneumaticcompanion.com Pick a body type. Anything from "Heavy Duty Judy" to "Anorexic Annie" Don't expect much in the way of conversation. But you might look forward to a 3 day layover.

I'm sure you can find a co-driver there. Especially if facial looks aren't important. Too bad Redytrk's co-driver doesn't adopt that philosophy. Then maybe he could ditch the bag. Jeez that must get hot in the summmer.

 

[Moot]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

P.S. Bernie the last line of your post appears to have been lifed from a tampon advertisement. I' sure you can do better than that! Skinny chicks dig creativity and celery. Use your imagination.

 

[cheri1122]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

And - all chicks, skinny or otherwise, appreciate it when a guy is upfront about what is most important to him. I wish Bernard lots of luck in finding someone who shares his priorities....

 

[grog111]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

skinny chicks dig creativity and celery!!! hoo-hoo!!!!

 

[X1_SRH]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

"Skinny chicks dig creativity and celery."

Owww - my stomach hurts from laughing now, and I almost peed myself. If ever there should be another trendy bumper sticker - that would be it. The celery growers of America need to jump on that bandwagon in a hurry!!

 

[tallcal101]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

If Bernie's Sprinter be rockin'don't knockin'!!
I'm sure she's out there buddy,use your good looks and charming personality,and lots of celery you can't loose!

 

[Broompilot]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

Cheri, You dont want or like kids??? Remember your Dad always said NO WAY ARE YOU GOING OUT IN A VAN.........

 

[Tennesseahawk]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

I won't touch this one, guys. ROFLMAO

 

[outwardbound 2]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

I'm looking for a billionair with one foot(or both) in the grave for a short term relationship with either none or hated family. No prenups please.

 

[Crazynuff]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

>If Bernie's Sprinter be rockin'don't knockin'!!
>I'm sure she's out there buddy,use your good looks and
>charming personality,and lots of celery you can't loose!
I'm afraid Bernie's bumper sticker should say " If this van's rockin' there must be an earthquake ! "

 

[Pappy]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

Any blind ladies out there that have heart problems? Lots of money and owning a liquor store are a big plus! It would also be nice if you had a Large pontoon of fishing boat!

CONTACT:

Pappy
35 years OTR T/T

 

[TJ959]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

If celery is the answer ...... Try baiting a live trap with celery and just check it regularly. It would be sort of like trolling as you move from state to state. Just set the trap out every time you park.

 

[RichM]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

Anna Nicole Smith is available, after her legal problems are over with she might make a good co driver. She may have a few bucks to spend on you.

 

[guest]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

You guys are Bad. Good luck on finding that Co Driver

Drive safe

Dave Mayfield
FEDExCC/Roberts Express O/O Since 3/1/1995
C1847,C2045,D3397,D5047

 

[cheri1122]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

We will know it's Bernie when we see him - he'll be the guy with a bunch of celery hanging from his rear view mirror, lol

 

[ConfusedMuse]

RE: looking to find a lasting relationship with sl

>Any blind ladies out there that have heart problems? Lots of
>money and owning a liquor store are a big plus! It would
>also be nice if you had a Large pontoon of fishing boat!
>
>CONTACT:
>
>Pappy
>35 years OTR T/T

LOL Hey! Pappy I've got a booze barge.. no motor though, how are you on holding onto the back and kicking like crazy in the water to make some wake?